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Old 10-31-2008, 04:43 AM
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Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there."
- Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
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Old 10-31-2008, 05:35 AM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaahahhaha they are hilarious! I loved the last one, the alphabetically in height one, and the one about clueless.
*falls over laughing*
LOL
lol lol lol!!
Where did you find these?
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Old 10-31-2008, 09:53 AM
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Nice! I love the last one!!! So great!!
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Old 10-31-2008, 07:00 PM
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lol. they're so funny. Umm i cant remeber where i got them from though... i just typed funny quotes on google and voila!
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Old 11-01-2008, 11:59 AM
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I love them!
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"Don't save a pitcher for tomorrow, tomorrow it may rain."
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Old 11-26-2008, 10:01 PM
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Awesome! Very funny!
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Old 11-27-2008, 05:13 PM
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece


Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

"FIRST, CARRY TO FIRE."
- Instructions on a fire extinguisher

"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. President

"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
- Budapest Zoo sign

"After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals: "We didn't underestimate them. They were
just a lot better than we thought"
- Bobby Robson

lol!
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Old 11-27-2008, 07:15 PM
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LOLLOLLOL those are hilarious...!!
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Old 11-27-2008, 07:53 PM
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yeah. wow. look. 292 posts. I will just do a few random ones... try to get to 300.
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I see the world with a song, a grin and a dance that you can't do without laughing.
Poetry is like music... with less notes and more words. "The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." I am the Bear of Hugs!!!!! *hugs*
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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intellegence. There's one called "brightness" but it doesn't work.

I love deadlines. Especially the whooshing noise they make as they fly by.

Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

I have a mind like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in thirty-seven states.

Two rules of success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like Gramps did. In his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the people in his car.

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated
--Garry Trudeau (whoever that is)
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