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Old 06-26-2010, 11:16 PM
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A great quote for us writers and poets:
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
-Oscar Wilde, poet
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Old 07-01-2010, 04:03 PM
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Setting: In the car, on the way home, around ten at night, right after a six hour long swim meet

My Friend's mom: Have you made your bed?
My Friend: Uh, yes.
My Friend's mom: It better be made...
Me: Why does she care? It's ten at night and you will be sleeping in your bed tonight, right?
My Friend: Yeah, duh.
Me: Why would it matter then? What would you do? Sleep on the floor?"
My Friend: I don't know. I mean, there is no way around it. Seriously. It's like "I yank off all the covers and pillows off my bed and sleep on the floor. My mom comes in. 'What on earth are you doing'
'I'm sleeping on the floor so I don't make up my bed.'

*That happened last night, it was amazing, lol. I fuess if this isn't funny, it was one of those, "you had to be there" type of thing.*
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Old 12-14-2011, 10:40 PM
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I feel like reviving this. So I will do a card I got from my uncle. :P Bold text is what he wrote, — around a word means he crossed it out.

*On the front*
What did I do to deserve such a wonderful —wife—?
.................................................. .......nephew
*Inside*
I mean, besides my incredible intelligence and good looks?

Happy birthday from your lucky, handsome —guy—
.................................................. ......nephew
.................................................. ......uncle
.................................................. ......uncle and aunt

I found it funny. :P Wow, this thread is old… It needs revived.
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Old 12-14-2011, 10:58 PM
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^_^ your uncle is cool

OH MY GOSH!!! THE GUY JUST WON'T DIE!!!! - my sister, while playing a violent game

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!

But, I'm the most famous person in all of Greece...I'm... I'm... IM AN ACTION FIGURE!!! -Hercules, Disney movie
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Old 12-14-2011, 11:06 PM
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Yes, he is. xD I shouted a boss to die today while helping my brother. :P The second one is epik.

Friend: *Looks at book about positive thinking* More like b******t.
Me: I find muttering for bowling pins to die more effective than positive thinking. ^_^

Or something like that. :P I can't really remember what I said… Just that vague information. :P
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Old 12-15-2011, 07:41 AM
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XD LST...

You cheeserag! -me, to my history teacher
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Old 12-15-2011, 09:04 AM
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I was feeling slightly depressed so I looked at this and i was happy. Yay me.
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Old 12-15-2011, 09:09 AM
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Funny quotes.
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Old 12-15-2011, 04:06 PM
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This was during science class one day.

Glory: I'm hungry.
Claire: I don't want lunch.
Glory: Why not?
Claire: Because my mom packed noodles.
Me: What's wrong with that?
Claire: I don't feel like noodles.
Me: Then what do you "feel like"?
Claire: ...Chicken noodle soup.
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Old 04-04-2012, 09:23 AM
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This was during science class one day.

Glory: I'm hungry.
Claire: I don't want lunch.
Glory: Why not?
Claire: Because my mom packed noodles.
Me: What's wrong with that?
Claire: I don't feel like noodles.
Me: Then what do you "feel like"?
Claire: ...Chicken noodle soup.
Weird...

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