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06-21-2011, 12:55 PM
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Granted, but you get found out a mutant when you get caught in a net. Now youre a lab experiement.
Granted, you get caught for illegally downloading music.
I wish I could fly.
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I was safe in my pure insanity. ~ The Utterly Perfect Murder by Ray Bradbury: August 22nd, 1920- June 5th, 2012
We lie best when we lie to ourselves. ~ It; Stephen King.
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06-21-2011, 12:56 PM
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Granted. Your brain gets over flowed with so much noise you go crazy.
I wish that I could have a kracken.
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06-21-2011, 12:57 PM
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Granted, it eats you alive one day.
I wish that I could stay eleven and never grow up. 
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my name is jay-- please only refer to me as such.
queer power, queer pride.
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06-21-2011, 12:57 PM
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Location: en route to Mordor, punching my father, Voldemort, in the nose for not liking my Father's Day gift
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Granted. An airplane crashs into you while you're flying
Granted. It drags you into the water and drowns you
Granted. Everyone else grows old and dies, and you get experimented on. :P
I wish I had the book City of Fallen Angels
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06-21-2011, 12:58 PM
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Granted. You get caught with it printed illegally and get arrested.
I wish I could speed up time.
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06-21-2011, 01:00 PM
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Location: en route to Mordor, punching my father, Voldemort, in the nose for not liking my Father's Day gift
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Granted. You speed it up so much that you die, and time distorts so that the sun blows up. :D
I wish that I had full control over time and didn't require it to exist(like, if I accidentally stop it, I can keep moving).
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06-21-2011, 01:19 PM
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Granted, but you screw up the universe in the process and the sun blows up.
I wish I could shoot lightning like Azula.
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I was safe in my pure insanity. ~ The Utterly Perfect Murder by Ray Bradbury: August 22nd, 1920- June 5th, 2012
We lie best when we lie to ourselves. ~ It; Stephen King.
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06-21-2011, 01:21 PM
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Granted. You accidentally kill your computer, the television, and burn down the house.
I wish that I was an Airbender.
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06-21-2011, 03:46 PM
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Granted. You bend air so much that all the air is sucked away from you and you die.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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"You've gotta KICK IT UP A NOTCH if you ever wanna reach your goal."
THAT'S ABSURD.
YOU'RE ABSURD.
Say that again.
YOU'RE ABSURD.
THAT'S ABSURD!
I wanna be at the House Cup Tournament.
I wanna be the Coolest Girl.
I wanna be a Starship Ranger.
I wanna be somebody's buddy.
But most of all, I wanna be at a Starkid concert!!
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06-21-2011, 03:49 PM
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Granted. You feel like a medical miracle and everyone wants to sample you.
I wish that Skype would work.
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