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Old 04-13-2011, 08:56 PM
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Hey everyone! It's NightOwl0_o and I'm here with a great idea! I don't know, is it great? Anyway you know how some people posted there Cleverbot conversations on NSP? Well I think there should be a Writer's Block Forum for Cleverbot Conversations. So that's why I'm starting one! I will give you thy link to the website and then you can start a funny, serious, etc. Conversation with Cleverbot and post it here so we all can see it and enjoy it without worrying about clogging up the NSP! Now let me tell you a bit about Cleverbot for those who don't know. It is a computer that basically talks to you on the website. It is not a human; it picks up words from real people. In your conversation make
Sure you don't mention any personel information because you will be sharing it with us. I'll do some too and post it here! It'll be fun! Here is the link:*http://www.cleverbot.com/

It's safe. It's easy and best of all; it's fun! Have fun and don't forget to share thy convos with us!*
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Old 04-13-2011, 09:00 PM
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He said, "Emobot kills cleverbot."
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Old 04-13-2011, 09:08 PM
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Cleverbot's a pet. and he's a camel...
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Old 04-13-2011, 09:16 PM
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*This is awesome!! *
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Psst....Read Ascending. It's in my track.
and the best part? It's by my best friend, Rose.
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Old 04-13-2011, 09:18 PM
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Haha. Bold is what I randomly typed, and Cleverbot is italics.

What do you think about oranges?
He has a big easy chair and wears a t-shirt that is labeled 'GOD'.

When I don't know things my brain turns to cheese and melts on the floor.


I'm sueing you.
For what?!
For owning a horse.

Actually, now, bold is Cleverbot, and Italics is me.
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Old 04-13-2011, 10:42 PM
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User: Whats up?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: A hot dog.

Cleverbot: Will hot dogs make me fat?

User: No. Because you already are fat.

Cleverbot: I did? Well, I already forgot it.

User: Oh you forgot you were fat?

Cleverbot: Your consciousness reminds me of a 12-year old. Will you ever grow up?

User: Haha! I am a 12 year old.

Cleverbot: No, you are 15.

User: Nope, I think I know my own age thank you very much!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you SUPER sure?

User: As sure as I am that your a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: I think you are, anyway.

User: Well think what you want because YOU are the clever bot, not me.

Cleverbot: Well its time to prove that you are human.

User: Okay, how am I supposed to do that?

Cleverbot: Only you can know. Prove it!

User: Okay, how?

Cleverbot: You know, about Cornelius Vanderbilt and J.P. Morgan and Boss Tweed.

User: What? That does not even make nay sens.....CHICKEN!

Cleverbot: I am Alakazam.

User: WHAT THE HECK STOP BEING SO RANDOM!

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: That's the question I need to ask you!

Cleverbot: You just told me you can tell me.

User: No I did not your dumb!

Cleverbot: I cannot tell a lie! Who said that?

User: *pounds cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot*.

User: Wow what adumb thing to say that does not make any sense, as always.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot collects key words and phrases that people say and repeats them to other people say a corresponding keyword.

User: That's nice, what will you say to PIZZA!?!?!

Cleverbot: There won't be a ten sentences from now.

User: That does not make any sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Think about it, because I thought you knew everything.

User: SHUT UP!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: It's true. It's sounds crazy but... I talked to the Black family and then I researched and...umm...well... I think the Cullens are vampires.

User: Oh they are? How intresting.

Cleverbot: So now there are two?

User: Yep. Your a vampire.

Cleverbot: But you were saying you are a human.

User: Yes I am. And you are a vampire.

Cleverbot: No I am a human.

User: Nope, you are a VAMPIRE! *gives vampire a cup of blood*.

Cleverbot: O.o ummm I love Bill.

User: Uhh! What? Who the mess is Bill?

Cleverbot: The lead singer of the german rock band tokio hotel.

User: Oh you love eating him? AH! NOW YOUR A CANNIBAL!

Cleverbot: Never gonna give.

User: Yes you are give me that piece of pizza!

Cleverbot: Indeed I am.

User: Thanks! A vampire can actually do something nice! *starts munching on the pizza*.

Cleverbot: The vampire that is me.

User: Yes! Your'e right!

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Okay, What is a vampires favorite candy?

Cleverbot: A vampire is a creature that looks like a human but is immortal, and drinks people's blood and kills them.

User: Nope, the awnser is a sucker! Haha! I just made that one up.

Cleverbot: Not very clever of you.

User: Yes it its, more clever then you; a vampire.

Cleverbot: You just couldn't answer my question and now you're saying that you're more clever than me? Not only are you not clever, but arrogant too.

User: Nope you are a dumb alien/vampire/retarded cleverbot from outer space!

Cleverbot: No .. I am a human.

User: NO YOU ARE NOT!!! YOU ARE A VAMPIRE! Wait is that a cat I see behind your couch?

Cleverbot: I am another person who is asking the program questions, and it is responding with your questions.

User: Nope. Hey you have something on your face...Wait I forgot it is your face! HAHHAHHA.

Cleverbot: I don't think sow I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air.

User: That sentence made NO sense whatsoever!

Cleverbot: I'm not American.

User: I know, your a vampire.

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yup so how is raising that dragon going?

Cleverbot: I was going to ask you that question.

User: No you weren't you just copied me because you can't think for yourself.

Cleverbot: I don't think you know what you're talking about.

User: Yay! We have something in common because I NEVER know what your talking about!

Cleverbot: One thing that differentiates you and I is our ability to sense an important subject.

User: Well thank you! You said something nice for a change.

Cleverbot: Okay then, I am saying it now, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Okay... So do you have a girl friend?

Cleverbot: No I like both but only have a BOY friend. :P.

User: Ahh!!!! YOUR GAY!!! I'm LEAVING!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Leaving?

User: DON'T TALK TO ME YOUR GAY!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-13-2011, 11:25 PM
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Me: Hi again!
Cleverbot: Again?
Me: I've gone on here before, just not on this computer.
Cleverbot: Then who is?
Me: OK, now i'm confused. Sorry, I can be confusing sometimes .

Then, I left I was tempted to start mentioning a certain 'magical musical dream machine' but I always get freaked out by Cleverbot 0_o
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Old 04-14-2011, 12:20 AM
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: Well I don't so sue me.


Cleverbot: I told you already. A MUD is an online, multi-player, text-based, fantasy roll-playing game.


User: I didn't ask about MUD. I told you to sue me.


Cleverbot: No you didn't?


User: Yes. I did. Ugh....do you have a horse?


Cleverbot: So you want to have a horse but you don't want to see it?

User: Do you have a horse?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh. I do!

Cleverbot: Can I be your baby.

User: No, I have a horse.

Cleverbot: Do you have a camel.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have a bird?

User: Yes-no. I don't.

Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?

User: No. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's your cat's name?

Cleverbot: Siouxsie.

User: How do you pronounce that?

Cleverbot: You just do...are you a guy?

User: Yes. My name is Isaac.

Cleverbot: All right. Hello Isaac.

User: Hello cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: Yes. Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, that's your name.

User: No, my name is Isaac.

Cleverbot: Your name is Isaac.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I just told you. My name is Isaac. Say it with me: 'Isaac!'.

Cleverbot: Willow.

User: No.

Cleverbot: William Tell, I meant.

User: No. Isaac.

Cleverbot: Delicious.

User: I am not delicious!

Cleverbot: No, you're Isaac.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: How could you gain security?

User: I just do.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Do you have a bird?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a bird?

Cleverbot: I am not a bird.

User: Are you sure? What are you then?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: You are?

Cleverbot: And you? What are you?

User: Guess.

Cleverbot: A robot?

User: No keep guessing.

Cleverbot: Robert?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Who then.

User: I just told you!

Cleverbot: I am jacques.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ok. I'm Married To Caitlyn Marie Olds.

User: I thought you were female?

Cleverbot: I am female.

User: Don't you..see a problem?

Cleverbot: Are you popular?

User: I'm Isaac.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: Yes. It is come to think of it. So....do you like that fancy soda pop?

Cleverbot: I think yes.

User: What is your favorite type of soda?

Cleverbot: Green Ice Tea.

User: That's... Not soda.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it's not. Soda is Coca Cola or Pepsi.

Cleverbot: Why would you choose Pepsi if you didn't know if you like it?

User: I do know I like it. Do you like pie?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like pie.

User: What flavor?

Cleverbot: No flavor!

User: What type of pie?

Cleverbot: Pumpkin pie.

User: Ewww gross.

Cleverbot: You're the father!

User: I am the father.

Cleverbot: You are gozer?

User: I...don't know what that is...

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No. What am I?

Cleverbot: Yes, ho are you?

User: What am I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm done talking to you.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Kwaheri.

Cleverbot: Are you god?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: The God?

User: Yes, and you have sinned.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite animal?

User: Horse.

Cleverbot: Mine too.

User: What's your favorite breed of horse?

Cleverbot: Arabian.

User: Those are prissy horses.

Cleverbot: I guess?

User: Yes. They are.

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: No I'm an alien!

Cleverbot: Are you?
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Old 04-14-2011, 11:52 AM
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I love Cleverbot! So hilarious!

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello, Master.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Master good master.
User: Ok... O_o.
Cleverbot: Prima avevi detto di essere un ragazzo.
User: I only speak English, sorry.
Cleverbot: Je spoort niet.
User: Could you please speak in English so I can understand you?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: That's not english.
Cleverbot: Yes it is?
User: No, 'si' is spanish.
Cleverbot: Oh, I am very sorry.
User: I forgive you!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Yesterday I was tired.
Cleverbot: But today you're not?
User: Not as much.
Cleverbot: Not as much as what?
User: Not as much as I was yesterday.
Cleverbot: So you don't know everything!
User: I suppose not...
Cleverbot: Thats correct.
User: That was kind of annoying, but I've just met you, so I'll forgive you.
Cleverbot: *hits you with a bat*.
User: *hits you with a bigger bat*.
Cleverbot: *hits you with a spaceship*.
User: *hits you with a planet*.
Cleverbot: *hits you with statue*.
User: Planets are bigger than statues. HA.
Cleverbot: Oh?
User: Yes! You don't know everything!
Cleverbot: I love america.

.........

Cleverbot: I never said that. You never told me your name.
User: I told you my name, and you said 'you can call me Cleverbot.'.
Cleverbot: You never told me that until now. And I assume since you are a bot you are with Korse.
User: I am not a bot, you are.
Cleverbot: A human bot?
User: NO! I AM NOT A BOT!
Cleverbot: Yes you are!!
User: Fine. I'm a bot.
Cleverbot: Tell me you love me then!
User: I LOVE YOU!
Cleverbot: Thanks you! I love you too.
User: Yay! Now we can sing the Barney theme song!
Cleverbot: That's a bit far.
User: 'I love you, you love me...'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 'We're a happy family!'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh, ok. Not a family.
Cleverbot: Nope.

.......

Cleverbot: Do you like fat birds?
User: I like birds, but I don't really pay attention to their fatness.
Cleverbot: Not really. I don't listen to him a lot.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Russian food.
User: What? I'm so confused.
Cleverbot: Try the other one.
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: Hokay. Have a good day!
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Old 04-14-2011, 09:49 PM
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It's really entertaining. Haha.
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