Forum Game: Corrupt a Wish 2 (I know, another one)

[FrostBittenKitten]

This is the same thing as corrupt a wish, which is another thread that kinda died so...

Basically, I wish for something. Say I wished to not have to go to school. Then the next person would grant my wish, but corrupt it in the process. For example, you could say: Granted. You never get any education, and end up working at McDonald's the rest of your life. And they wish for something, and the next person corrupts it. And on and on and on. So I'll go first.

I wish that mushrooms didn't exist.

[HazelHope]

Wish is granted, but the Mario games also don't exist because of that and a community of avid gamers comes after you with axes.

I wish I would stop playing so much Undertale.

[FrostBittenKitten]

Wish granted. Then you take a walk when you would've been playing Undertale, and fall into a bottomless pit.

I wish that there was no such thing as homework.

[Sparklez5858]

Wish is granted, but all schoolteachers are fired for giving no work and children are no longer educated.

I wished Nutella didn't exist.

[FrostBittenKitten]

Wish granted. You always crave it anyway, and it drives you mad.

I wish there were real unicorns.

[Steampunk]

Wish granted. But the unicorns are evil and impale you with their horns (.....I think there's something wrong with my mind)

I wish I was learning to be a wizard at hogwarts and spent my summers at camp half blood