Forum Game: Corrupt a Wish

[L.S.Trendom]

I totally stole this idea from somewhere else on the internet… I think the NaNoWriMo forums.

So, first, an example:

I wish I could run really fast.

Granted. You run to the store, but crash into a wall and get a concussion.

I wish I could fly.

So, basically, you take the wish of the poster above you, and you grant it in a way that's bad. The wish you pick doesn't have to be related at all.

If you need me to explain more, feel free to ask. ^_^


I wish I would live forever.

[SilverRipple]

Granted. Then when the sun blows up, you can be there to witness it. XD
I wish I could become a bird.

[sigfig]

Granted, you can be a turkey and end up on someone's plate.
I wish I could Understand the Universe.

[L.S.Trendom]

Granted. Understanding the universe forces all other knowledge from your mind, and everyone thinks you're insane.

I wish that I was telepathic.

[sigfig]

Granted, you try to commune with a psychopath and end up in a mental ward yourself.

I wish I could see perfectly without glasses.

[rachelkirsten]

Granted, you use your telepathic powers read Obama's mind and end up dying because of his horrible thoughts.

I wish I was a famous basketball player.

[L.S.Trendom]

Granted. You stare into the sun and go blind.

Granted. You became the world's most famous basket ball player, then you break your leg, lose all your fame, and basically everything.


I wish that I could teleport.

[SilverRipple]

Granted. You're always in fake scandals.
I wish I could actually understand what the math teacher waws talking about.

[SilverRipple]

Granted, you get splinched. XD
Same wish as above.

[L.S.Trendom]

Granted. You love math, and start to hate writing, then become arrogant and fail math for lack of effort.


I wish that I had a pet dragon. A miniature one.