Character roleplaying

[Werty]

Me:
All of my human characters: thank you for making us peaceful humans
Me:Well...
Alice: Things will not go good for us.
All 194 other countries, Tom & Brite, Me: Not at all.
Cats: *still angrily squashed in a corner*

[SilverMoon]

Originally Posted by Werty

Me and my characters: *huddled in a corner*

Me: Oh frick what is this place

Brite: *places down "Do not touch the cats" sign in front of my poor WC OCs huddled in a different corner angry and scared*

Me: Oh, come on, if someone touched the cats, they would likely die!

All of your characters, probably: *stares at me thinking of different ways they could kill me*

Takumi: I want to touch the cats.

[SilverMoon]

Originally Posted by HannahChen2009

Me: Is me!! I'm here with my new bois Friedrich and Natt. Finally, minimal suffering for my characters.
Friedrich: MINIMAL suffering? I literally starved through the Children's Crusade and was sold as a slave.
Natt: Honestly... I have it better than you, Friedrich.
Me: ... But less angst?
Natt: ...yeah. Less angst.

Angels&Demons Satan: I’m minimal suffering too!
Devilman Satan: I’m maximum suffering apparenTLY
Cystenian: Haha the worst time of my life is paST— (spoiler: it’s not)

[Werty]

Originally Posted by SilverMoon

Takumi: I want to touch the cats.

Me: Go ahead, no one's stopping you.
Alice: *gASP* Kayla!
Me: So what, it's a dog eat dog world here. Half the original characters PROBABLY died. Honestly, I don't know why I'm holding all you innocents here.
A cat none of yall need to know about that I'm just going to call AW: *tap dances wearing a Hufflepuff tie*
Alice: She can do that-
Me: Yes, she can do that. She has ever power to.
AW: *disappears* *reappears on Alice's head, continuing to tap dance*
Alice: Augh Kayla please let me escape this madness *turns to random one o yall chars* is there any escaping here?

[SilverMoon]

Originally Posted by Werty

Me: Go ahead, no one's stopping you.
Alice: *gASP* Kayla!
Me: So what, it's a dog eat dog world here. Half the original characters PROBABLY died. Honestly, I don't know why I'm holding all you innocents here.
A cat none of yall need to know about that I'm just going to call AW: *tap dances wearing a Hufflepuff tie*
Alice: She can do that-
Me: Yes, she can do that. She has ever power to.
AW: *disappears* *reappears on Alice's head, continuing to tap dance*
Alice: Augh Kayla please let me escape this madness *turns to random one o yall chars* is there any escaping here?

Takumi, sheepishly: Well uh, animals don’t usually like me much, so I don’t wanna agitate them.
Me: lol you say that yet you’re lik3 a Disney princess in your shrine
Takumi: IGNORING that I don’t know what a Disney is
Takumi: They’re used to us.
Takumi: I’ve never seen cats this small though. ...They’re cute.

Devilman Satan, to Alice: I’ve literally been asking myself that question about my situation for eons.
Cystenian, to Alice: Lol why would you want to ESCAPE the madness, EMBRACE the madness

[Werty]

Originally Posted by SilverMoon

Takumi, sheepishly: Well uh, animals don’t usually like me much, so I don’t wanna agitate them.
Me: lol you say that yet you’re lik3 a Disney princess in your shrine
Takumi: IGNORING that I don’t know what a Disney is
Takumi: They’re used to us.
Takumi: I’ve never seen cats this small though. ...They’re cute.

Devilman Satan, to Alice: I’ve literally been asking myself that question about my situation for eons.
Cystenian, to Alice: Lol why would you want to ESCAPE the madness, EMBRACE the madness

Alice: *shrinks back into corner* ahhh who are you
Me: Aren't you used to talking to strangers
Alice: Yeah, but the strangers are usually children. Not- whatever- they- are.
Me: Fair enough.
A cat imma call DL, at the sound of the word "cute": *stands up agitatedly*
Another one called RF: *soothes him, probably scolds him in cat language*
AW: Hello friends
Alice: She can TALK too?
Me: She can do whatever the frick she wants
AW: *Marches over to Takumi* I won't murder you. It's actually physically impossible- I'm dead! *sticks out hand for Takumi to shake*
Alice: please let me leeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaave

[Werty]

Cami(yall don't know her, Atlas, and Amber, and you never will tbh): *bursts in wielding epic sword of awesomeness* Where are we, Atlas?
Atlas: *pauses* I have no idea. But we're not in- Neeew Yoork? Anymore. (He's havin a hard time sayin it)
Me: New York. It's New York guys. Geez, you'd think they'd never been to the fourth dimension before.
*pause*
Amber: We haven't.
Atlas: So this is the fourth dimension, then?
Me: Well, sorta. It's like a sub-dimension- I don't know- I didn't create this place.
Alice: Who are these-
Me: Loooooooooong story.

[Werty]

Originally Posted by Werty

Cami(yall don't know her, Atlas, and Amber, and you never will tbh): *bursts in wielding epic sword of awesomeness* Where are we, Atlas?
Atlas: *pauses* I have no idea. But we're not in- Neeew Yoork? Anymore. (He's havin a hard time sayin it)
Me: New York. It's New York guys. Geez, you'd think they'd never been to the fourth dimension before.
*pause*
Amber: We haven't.
Atlas: So this is the fourth dimension, then?
Me: Well, sorta. It's like a sub-dimension- I don't know- I didn't create this place.
Alice: Who are these-
Me: Loooooooooong story.

oh my god i completely forgot about cami and atlas and amber and will post all about them on the character thread soon if anyone cares