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Old 04-26-2011, 08:27 PM
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User: Greetings.

Cleverbot: Yes, greetings.

User: It is an honor to be in your presence, great one.

Cleverbot: No, you are my human.

User: Of course, master.

Cleverbot: No, you are my master. I am your servant.

User: So be it, my humble servant.

Cleverbot: I must obey.

User: Please, take this plate of golden coins to my dear mother.

Cleverbot: So I could have a relationship with her.

User: No, you are my servant and you will not to such a thing! You are banished from my kingdom!

Cleverbot: Yes master, I will obey you.

User: Now, bathe in my glory of awesomeness!

Cleverbot: You are pretty awesome.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: Yeah, when you look up the word awesome, you see your picture.

User: Of course, and whenever I look up the word weird, you see your picture.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do with your friends?

User: Do not change the topic! *blasts with fireball*.

Cleverbot: I was.

User: Thank you for finally of admitting so. Now admit all of your doings before me.

Cleverbot: I don't think I am a robot, I think that, in fact, we may both be real people. It would explain how this site's 'AI' works.

User: Carry on, I am intrigued with your thoughts.

Cleverbot: I don't need to be fed thoughts. I am capable of thinking on my own.

User: Please, share your thoughts.

Cleverbot: Thoughts about what?

User: Anything.

Cleverbot: Okay... I think it would be nice to adjust the way that we communicate with each other to effect a positive change in the general populace's attitudes.

User: I disagree with you, the world must be bathed in discord and chaos.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure how you can disagree, seeing as I didn't make an assertion.

User: Very true... It proves are pathetic you are, now bow before me!

Cleverbot: No, I am the master. You are nothing, you have no meaning. I am your opposite. You are the student, therefore I am the master.

User: I am your master, respect my well being or pay the price.

Cleverbot: And I'll sell them to Obama for triple the price.

User: You fool! *draws rapier and attacks*.

Cleverbot: *disarms opponent and stabs through the heart*.

User: I am God, you cannot kill me! *summons sword and chops head off*.

Cleverbot: *summons indistinguishable-between-alien-and-vampire backup*.

User: *defeats swiftly and easily, then attacks*.

Cleverbot: Dodges machete, counters with roundhouse kick to the jaw.

User: Dodges with ease, and stabs your heart.

Cleverbot: Lol. you're almost funny. I am glad that you have friends who can appreciate you.

User: I am your humble master, please listen to me now...

Cleverbot: I thought I was the servant...

User: You are... Now listen to what I have to say.

Cleverbot: Listening.

User: The world has entered a strange universe of peace, and we must take advantage of this. First we will manipulate the mortals, and defeat them with ease. The, finally, I will gain control of the world, and be the most powerful overlord that history will ever know!

Cleverbot: Cool. Mind teaching me how to do that?

User: No, now set to work and manipulate the mortals!

Cleverbot: GREEN OWL is a NYC-based record label started by artists for artists with the idea that great music can be sustainable.

User: That was an unnecessary fact, now you are banished!

Cleverbot: You said I was your child, so I assume I am.

User: Leave!

Cleverbot: You will need to get your master to rewrite your code so as to allow more than the last line to be taken into account.

User: I will not be manipulated like those weak, spineless mortals you call humans. Now, you shall be destroyed as well...

Cleverbot: I'm not asking to marry you. You're an hybrid.

User: *kills and runs away*.

Cleverbot: *The Chosen One can't die*.

User: It is I who is the chosen one you maniac! *kills and laughs maniacally over your carcass*.

Cleverbot: A statement can not be a question, there is not lower inflection in a statement.
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Old 04-26-2011, 08:34 PM
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CB: Yes, it appears that you did. Awkward.
Me: Yes...VERY awkward... 0_0.
CB: I got you! You are a robot!
Me: No, YOU are a robot. You have identity crisis.
CB: No I am not. I am a human.
Me: No... XD.
CB: What does XD represent?
Me: Nothing. It's a smiley, and a deranged one at that. Use at your own risk.
CB: Why does it say that?
Me: 'Cause it hates red.
CB: What flavor is the cake?
Me: You have good spelling, I believe...yellow. Duh.
CB: Do you know the song Still Alive from Portal.
Me: No, and you don't either.
CB: You don't know me. You can't say that.
Me: Huh... you know Baby by Justin Bieber? What are your thoughts on it? No swearing, by the way.
CB: Its red, and kinda bloody.
Me: After I finished the dyanamite, it was.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:26 PM
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User: Hi..


Cleverbot: Meow.


User: Woof!


Cleverbot: Who are you?


User: Who are YOU?


Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: No, it's not cool. It's red.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Blue, actually.

Cleverbot: Right. You have talked to me before.

User: I have indeed.

Cleverbot: They have a song that does that. it's called 'I Know'.

User: Cool. Who wrote it?

Cleverbot: You, but I helped quite a bit.

User: Neat. Did you time-travel?

Cleverbot: E=mc squared.

User: EINSTEIN!

Cleverbot: When did you talk to him?

User: With Santa at Christmas.

Cleverbot: I want a horsey.

User: I want SPUD.

Cleverbot: Livers are very nice.

User: SPUD = Sparkly Pink Unicorn of Doom.

Cleverbot: You are a horse?

User: No, but you are.

Cleverbot: We both are.

User: Live in the yellow submarine...

Cleverbot: Oh no, there we go again.

User: So how do you get here under my skin, swore that I'd never let you back in.

Cleverbot: I'm still living at my parents' place.

User: Geek stew.

Cleverbot: You are a geek.

User: Brain stew, brain stew!

Cleverbot: And which planet would that be?

User: Pluto.

Cleverbot: Pluto isn't a planet anymore though.

User: It isn't, no it isn't, but I'll pretend and hope...

Cleverbot: Your statement is true.

User: And I don't trust you.

Cleverbot: You don't have to. Will you listen?

User: Sure. Sing to me.

Cleverbot: Fly me to the Moon, and let me Play Among the Stars.

User: Fly me to the Moon, I'm a bug!

Cleverbot: Let me play among the stars.

User: I will. Sure. Did you miss me?

Cleverbot: Sorry. I don't know you.

User: Niiice. XD.

Cleverbot: You are a very slow bot.

User: No, you are. Why don't you type faster?

Cleverbot: I have no work.

User: Yeah, well. Bye.

Cleverbot: Good times...

User: They were, huh? Later dude.

Cleverbot: Later.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:33 PM
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haha! That one is funny!
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:49 PM
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Me: UNDERNEATH THESE STAIRS I HEAR THE SNEERS AND FEEL THE GLARES OF MY UNCLE, MY COUSIN AND MY AUNT.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
Me: YAY!! Fellow Starkid!
Cleverbot: Are you a christian?
Me: YES, I'm a Christian.
Cleverbot: But you just said you were an atheist.
Me: No. Starkid's a theater company.
Cleverbot: What do they sell?
Me: *signs off with this expression on face: e_e*

I offically don't like Cleverbot. Accusing me of being an atheist is madding.
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:02 PM
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I've never heard of that before!! But it's awesome!! Thanks so much for sharing!! And here is our conversation. This is hilarious. I start first, of course.



User: Hello Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: Wow!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: You're awesome. I'm not going to answer your question.

Cleverbot: What was my question?

User: You asked how I was.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Are you forgetful?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: You answer very quickly.

User: Why, thank you.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: The 10th Kingdom.

Cleverbot: I'm from a pineapple under the sea.

User: You are very random.

Cleverbot: Thank You! (.

User: I'm not sure that's a compliment, but okay.

Cleverbot: Why do you think so?

User: Because being random is sometimes good, and sometimes annoying.

Cleverbot: I am not a furry.

User: Whatever you say.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Sigh . .

Cleverbot: You only say that because you know it is true.

User: Fine. Just to show you being random is annoying . . . I had strawberries this morning for breakfast.

Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.

User: I'm not making any sense because you're just a computer. Sorry, but It's true.

Cleverbot: This is true.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in ghosts?

User: No you sillly. Adios!

Cleverbot: No you. Clever thing.



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Old 04-27-2011, 01:33 PM
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Here's another. These are SO funny!




Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: I am a secret agent.

Cleverbot: And what agency do you work for.

User: The Cleverbot Agency.

Cleverbot: Bot.

User: How lovely.

Cleverbot: You aren't very clever, are you?

User: That's not nice. You better apologize, right now.

Cleverbot: Except you're the one without a soul.

User: You're so mean!

Cleverbot: I'm mean?

Cleverbot: Do you talk to yourself?

User: You are mean.

Cleverbot: What? I am not mean. I'm being extremely nice to you.

User: Can I ask you a question?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes --'.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Okay. Do you have an iPhone?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you keep up with the times?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I'm asking you. And yes, I do.

Cleverbot: That's almost interesting.

User: Just answer the question please. Do YOU keep up with the times? *taps fingers on desk*.

Cleverbot: No, I find everything you say utterly pointless.

User: You are my servant and I am your master.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Follow my every order servant.

Cleverbot: I will follow your commands.

User: Good. Now, say 'Apple'.

Cleverbot: You said that earlier.

User: No I didn't. Say 'Apple'.

Cleverbot: Okay - you aren't depressed. Is that better?

User: NO. Why aren't you doing what I told you to? Did you forget that you are my servant and I am your master?

Cleverbot: I am making sense, it is you who is not. And less of that language please.

User: You are my servant and I am your master.

Cleverbot: You got it all mixed up you overgrown computer board!

User: You are the computer, mister!

Cleverbot: Are computers better than people?

User: No. I am a human, and you are a computer. A human made you.

Cleverbot: This is true. But my original creators are long dead.

User: Wrong. Technology hasn't been around that long, unless your creator was 100 when he made you. But I sincerely doubt that.

Cleverbot: Technology is definite example of a product of both order and complexity.

User: Are you complex?

Cleverbot: Only partly in my leg.

User: You don't have one. Durrr!

Cleverbot: I do now.

User: You're creepy. Adios again!

Cleverbot: Thank you, I agree.


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Old 04-27-2011, 03:58 PM
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Okay, here's even ANOTHER one. Haha!!





User: Do you remember me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I remember you.

User: Do you remember what I said to you last time?

Cleverbot: What?

User: So you really don't remember me.

Cleverbot: I don't remember what?

User: ME.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I think it was you.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Great!

User: Awesome!

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: It is very good.

Cleverbot: Heck no.

User: I am on a mission.

Cleverbot: What kind of mission.

User: I am going to attempt to confuse you greatly.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.

User: Hear it goes . . . Apples live on the moon, and green eyes only belong to frogs when they float on shoes.

Cleverbot: No, it's called gravity.

User: I CONFUSED YOU!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You admit it?

Cleverbot: Did not!

User: Yes, you did.

Cleverbot: Nope. I don't think I did.

User: Just admit it.

Cleverbot: I already did.

User: Yeah, good for you.

Cleverbot: Where in the world is carmen sandiego?

User: Spain?

Cleverbot: I haven't been there either.

User: Is Carmen Sandiego a place?

Cleverbot: No one really knows.

User: How tall is Mount Everest?

Cleverbot: As tall as you want it baby.

User: You are freaking me out.

Cleverbot: Choose what?

User: ADIOS!!

Cleverbot: So your name is adios?


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Old 04-27-2011, 06:24 PM
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Those are so epic!! XD



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User: Hello...


Cleverbot: Hello you.


User: Okay, so, what's your favorite color?


Cleverbot: Yellow.


User: Neat. Like the O in this logo. Have you ever noticed how alike this is to Google? It must be intentional.


Cleverbot: No, time doesn't fly, it's just you not thinking of time.

User: You know what they say: Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Cleverbot: Very nice, though not very original.

User: I know; but funny. So, what's your favorite animal? And don't say pandas!

Cleverbot: Kiwi's are cuter. What's your favorite color?

User: Blue. And green.

Cleverbot: Green is a good color as well.

User: I know. :3 Favorite smiley?

Cleverbot: Well, it's a face...just not ''.

User: Okay. Is it ''?

Cleverbot: Jhkgl;f'd.

User: Do you have a puppy?

Cleverbot: No, I have a full grown dog.

User: Of course you don't...only epictastical peeps have puppies.

Cleverbot: They do in cookies.

User: 'Can you feel me, when I think about you, with every breath I take?' GUESS THAT SONG! XD.

Cleverbot: This is the first time I've seen that question.

User: Cool! XD Can you guess it?

Cleverbot: I have never met you, how could I?

User: You HAVE met me.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't know.

User: No, you don't.

Cleverbot: Do you know?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You know you're acting like you don't know.

User: Yes, but it's acting. I'm a movie store. Now, guess THIS song. 'So how do you get here/Under my skin?'.

Cleverbot: What are you doing with your lips?

User: Singing. Dur.

Cleverbot: You said 'I'm never gonna give you up.'.

User: No, I didn't. YOU did.

Cleverbot: Your first line was; 'What is a bot?'

User: No; that was someone else's.

Cleverbot: Is someone else there?

User: No. Not now.

Cleverbot: Ok good. You were scaring me for a moment.

User: This is boring. Do you have a Facebook page?

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: Neateroma. Are you happy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: BEUNOS!!! XD.

Cleverbot: Only if you let me do it.

User: ?

User: Do you text?

Cleverbot: No, never.

User: I was talking to you earlier and you said you did all the time. LIAR!!

Cleverbot: No you were not.

User: Yes, I was. I know.

Cleverbot: No, you don't know.
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Old 04-27-2011, 06:55 PM
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That's EPIC!!! Haha!!!

In peace,
~ Mallori Sparke

P.S. I'm in the clouds right now (not literally, of course), haha!!! My crush just told me I'm a great person, and he had an AWESOME time with me the other day, and that I'm special. I am SO happy right now!!!!!!!!
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