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04-29-2012, 12:49 PM
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Loss of a Loved one
Hi Guys. This thread is advice I can give you on losses of Love Ones. This is the advice form:
Dear Alexa,
(Your question here)
Sincerely, (Your name)
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04-29-2012, 05:29 PM
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Dear Alexa,
I lost my sanity about six years ago. Now it's trying to come back. Any advice?
Sincerely, Esther
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04-29-2012, 05:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AlgebraAddict
Dear Alexa,
I lost my sanity about six years ago. Now it's trying to come back. Any advice?
Sincerely, Esther
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Of course, Esther comes up with the most clever comeback in the book.
Alexa, there have been a great many advice threads. At least look for a similar thread before you actually make the thread that you have. Why have you been making so many threads lately?
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04-29-2012, 05:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaryElizabeth
Of course, Esther comes up with the most clever comeback in the book.
Alexa, there have been a great many advice threads. At least look for a similar thread before you actually make the thread that you have. Why have you been making so many threads lately?
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When I saw this I started thinking about that episode of VeggieTales and of when the cucumber lost his lips and went to a therapist.  You have no idea what I speak of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1FGaCNN1aw
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04-29-2012, 05:37 PM
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Esther… That is win. >w<
I'd suggest you get a frying pan, attach a car battery to it, then smack sanity in the face with it.
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04-29-2012, 05:40 PM
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How would I explain the dead body on the floor to my parents?
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04-29-2012, 05:43 PM
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Use, say… a few dozen car batteries. Then you'd just have to sweep up.
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04-29-2012, 05:47 PM
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But I'd get blood all over everything, and wouldn't be able to clean up enough. -_-
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04-29-2012, 05:50 PM
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This advice thread has gone horribly wrong. 
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04-29-2012, 05:51 PM
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If you have enough amps and voltage, it'll just disintegrate. Or you could offer to take sanity to McDonald's.
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