1,000,000 Ways to Annoy People at Malls

[venika]

*revives*
Find one of those telephones on the walls that you can use if you put in a coin (it helps if it's in a very public place with lots of people around). Then pretend to call someone, and yell really loudly and dramatically, "We are NEVER, EVER, EVER getting back together! WE-EEE are never, ever, EVER, getting back together!" (Like the Taylor Swift song XD)

[Athenabrain1]

I don't know if this was done before in this thread, but:
Run up the down escalator.
Run down the up escalator.
When someone or a group of people get into an elevator, stick your hand in the doors as it is closing so that it opens again, and repeat.
Comment on how everything in a post and expensive store was so ugly and out-of-style.
Advertise another store in a store.

[Sparklez5858]

This isn't annoying but...Put the Justin Beiber documentary CD in the horror aisle.

[Arthurboulos]

Talk about how terrible the products are in the employees faces.

[Sparklez5858]

Get a mannequin and rip its head off. Run around holding the head screaming!

[Arthurboulos]

In a beach store, rip off a mannequin's bikini. (My sis did this once. xD)

[Arthurboulos]

Originally Posted by Arthurboulos

In a beach store, rip off a mannequin's bikini. (My sis did this once. xD)

On that note... just undress the mannequin.

[TheMoonWakedWolf]

oh my lord how OLD is this thread

[venika]

go to the most upscale restaurant in the place and demand a little toy with your meal.

try on the shoes with the highest heels you can find and snap them against the floor really loudly.

go to a place which sells karaoke machines and sing really horribly.

or go to a store where you can try out video game consoles and basically unplug the device or stand in front of the sensor while other people are trying to play.