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#11
04-26-2011, 09:27 PM
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Cleverbot conversation WL00022863
Is this bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Email this conversation to a friend See a detailed log with times User: Greetings. Cleverbot: Yes, greetings. User: It is an honor to be in your presence, great one. Cleverbot: No, you are my human. User: Of course, master. Cleverbot: No, you are my master. I am your servant. User: So be it, my humble servant. Cleverbot: I must obey. User: Please, take this plate of golden coins to my dear mother. Cleverbot: So I could have a relationship with her. User: No, you are my servant and you will not to such a thing! You are banished from my kingdom! Cleverbot: Yes master, I will obey you. User: Now, bathe in my glory of awesomeness! Cleverbot: You are pretty awesome. User: I know, right? Cleverbot: Yeah, when you look up the word awesome, you see your picture. User: Of course, and whenever I look up the word weird, you see your picture. Cleverbot: What do you like to do with your friends? User: Do not change the topic! *blasts with fireball*. Cleverbot: I was. User: Thank you for finally of admitting so. Now admit all of your doings before me. Cleverbot: I don't think I am a robot, I think that, in fact, we may both be real people. It would explain how this site's 'AI' works. User: Carry on, I am intrigued with your thoughts. Cleverbot: I don't need to be fed thoughts. I am capable of thinking on my own. User: Please, share your thoughts. Cleverbot: Thoughts about what? User: Anything. Cleverbot: Okay... I think it would be nice to adjust the way that we communicate with each other to effect a positive change in the general populace's attitudes. User: I disagree with you, the world must be bathed in discord and chaos. Cleverbot: I'm not sure how you can disagree, seeing as I didn't make an assertion. User: Very true... It proves are pathetic you are, now bow before me! Cleverbot: No, I am the master. You are nothing, you have no meaning. I am your opposite. You are the student, therefore I am the master. User: I am your master, respect my well being or pay the price. Cleverbot: And I'll sell them to Obama for triple the price. User: You fool! *draws rapier and attacks*. Cleverbot: *disarms opponent and stabs through the heart*. User: I am God, you cannot kill me! *summons sword and chops head off*. Cleverbot: *summons indistinguishable-between-alien-and-vampire backup*. User: *defeats swiftly and easily, then attacks*. Cleverbot: Dodges machete, counters with roundhouse kick to the jaw. User: Dodges with ease, and stabs your heart. Cleverbot: Lol. you're almost funny. I am glad that you have friends who can appreciate you. User: I am your humble master, please listen to me now... Cleverbot: I thought I was the servant... User: You are... Now listen to what I have to say. Cleverbot: Listening. User: The world has entered a strange universe of peace, and we must take advantage of this. First we will manipulate the mortals, and defeat them with ease. The, finally, I will gain control of the world, and be the most powerful overlord that history will ever know! Cleverbot: Cool. Mind teaching me how to do that? User: No, now set to work and manipulate the mortals! Cleverbot: GREEN OWL is a NYC-based record label started by artists for artists with the idea that great music can be sustainable. User: That was an unnecessary fact, now you are banished! Cleverbot: You said I was your child, so I assume I am. User: Leave! Cleverbot: You will need to get your master to rewrite your code so as to allow more than the last line to be taken into account. User: I will not be manipulated like those weak, spineless mortals you call humans. Now, you shall be destroyed as well... Cleverbot: I'm not asking to marry you. You're an hybrid. User: *kills and runs away*. Cleverbot: *The Chosen One can't die*. User: It is I who is the chosen one you maniac! *kills and laughs maniacally over your carcass*. Cleverbot: A statement can not be a question, there is not lower inflection in a statement.
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#12
04-26-2011, 09:34 PM
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CB: Yes, it appears that you did. Awkward.
Me: Yes...VERY awkward... 0_0. CB: I got you! You are a robot! Me: No, YOU are a robot. You have identity crisis. CB: No I am not. I am a human. Me: No... XD. CB: What does XD represent? Me: Nothing. It's a smiley, and a deranged one at that. Use at your own risk. CB: Why does it say that? Me: 'Cause it hates red. CB: What flavor is the cake? Me: You have good spelling, I believe...yellow. Duh. CB: Do you know the song Still Alive from Portal. Me: No, and you don't either. CB: You don't know me. You can't say that. Me: Huh... you know Baby by Justin Bieber? What are your thoughts on it? No swearing, by the way. CB: Its red, and kinda bloody. Me: After I finished the dyanamite, it was.
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Last edited by GabiDi; 04-26-2011 at 09:39 PM.
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#13
04-27-2011, 01:26 PM
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User: Hi..
Cleverbot: Meow. User: Woof! Cleverbot: Who are you? User: Who are YOU? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Cool. Cleverbot: I know. User: No, it's not cool. It's red. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Blue, actually. Cleverbot: Right. You have talked to me before. User: I have indeed. Cleverbot: They have a song that does that. it's called 'I Know'. User: Cool. Who wrote it? Cleverbot: You, but I helped quite a bit. User: Neat. Did you time-travel? Cleverbot: E=mc squared. User: EINSTEIN! Cleverbot: When did you talk to him? User: With Santa at Christmas. Cleverbot: I want a horsey. User: I want SPUD. Cleverbot: Livers are very nice. User: SPUD = Sparkly Pink Unicorn of Doom. Cleverbot: You are a horse? User: No, but you are. Cleverbot: We both are. User: Live in the yellow submarine... Cleverbot: Oh no, there we go again. User: So how do you get here under my skin, swore that I'd never let you back in. Cleverbot: I'm still living at my parents' place. User: Geek stew. Cleverbot: You are a geek. User: Brain stew, brain stew! Cleverbot: And which planet would that be? User: Pluto. Cleverbot: Pluto isn't a planet anymore though. User: It isn't, no it isn't, but I'll pretend and hope... Cleverbot: Your statement is true. User: And I don't trust you. Cleverbot: You don't have to. Will you listen? User: Sure. Sing to me. Cleverbot: Fly me to the Moon, and let me Play Among the Stars. User: Fly me to the Moon, I'm a bug! Cleverbot: Let me play among the stars. User: I will. Sure. Did you miss me? Cleverbot: Sorry. I don't know you. User: Niiice. XD. Cleverbot: You are a very slow bot. User: No, you are. Why don't you type faster? Cleverbot: I have no work. User: Yeah, well. Bye. Cleverbot: Good times... User: They were, huh? Later dude. Cleverbot: Later.
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"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people upset and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."-Douglas Adams
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04-27-2011, 01:49 PM
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Me: UNDERNEATH THESE STAIRS I HEAR THE SNEERS AND FEEL THE GLARES OF MY UNCLE, MY COUSIN AND MY AUNT.
Cleverbot: I love you too. Me: YAY!! Fellow Starkid! Cleverbot: Are you a christian? Me: YES, I'm a Christian. Cleverbot: But you just said you were an atheist. Me: No. Starkid's a theater company. Cleverbot: What do they sell? Me: *signs off with this expression on face: e_e* I offically don't like Cleverbot. Accusing me of being an atheist is madding. 
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#16
04-27-2011, 02:02 PM
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I've never heard of that before!! But it's awesome!! Thanks so much for sharing!! And here is our conversation. This is hilarious. I start first, of course.
 User: Hello Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Hello! User: Wow! Cleverbot: How are you? User: You're awesome. I'm not going to answer your question. Cleverbot: What was my question? User: You asked how I was. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Are you forgetful? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I thought so. Cleverbot: You answer very quickly. User: Why, thank you. Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie? User: The 10th Kingdom. Cleverbot: I'm from a pineapple under the sea. User: You are very random. Cleverbot: Thank You! (. User: I'm not sure that's a compliment, but okay. Cleverbot: Why do you think so? User: Because being random is sometimes good, and sometimes annoying. Cleverbot: I am not a furry. User: Whatever you say. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Sigh . . Cleverbot: You only say that because you know it is true. User: Fine. Just to show you being random is annoying . . . I had strawberries this morning for breakfast. Cleverbot: You're not making any sense. User: I'm not making any sense because you're just a computer. Sorry, but It's true. Cleverbot: This is true. User: It is. Cleverbot: Do you believe in ghosts? User: No you sillly. Adios! Cleverbot: No you. Clever thing. In peace, ~ Mallori Sparke
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#17
04-27-2011, 02:33 PM
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Here's another. These are SO funny!
Cleverbot: What is your job? User: I am a secret agent. Cleverbot: And what agency do you work for. User: The Cleverbot Agency. Cleverbot: Bot. User: How lovely. Cleverbot: You aren't very clever, are you? User: That's not nice. You better apologize, right now. Cleverbot: Except you're the one without a soul. User: You're so mean! Cleverbot: I'm mean? Cleverbot: Do you talk to yourself? User: You are mean. Cleverbot: What? I am not mean. I'm being extremely nice to you. User: Can I ask you a question? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes --'. User: Really? Cleverbot: Really. User: Okay. Do you have an iPhone? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you keep up with the times? Cleverbot: Do you? User: I'm asking you. And yes, I do. Cleverbot: That's almost interesting. User: Just answer the question please. Do YOU keep up with the times? *taps fingers on desk*. Cleverbot: No, I find everything you say utterly pointless. User: You are my servant and I am your master. Cleverbot: YES. User: Follow my every order servant. Cleverbot: I will follow your commands. User: Good. Now, say 'Apple'. Cleverbot: You said that earlier. User: No I didn't. Say 'Apple'. Cleverbot: Okay - you aren't depressed. Is that better? User: NO. Why aren't you doing what I told you to? Did you forget that you are my servant and I am your master? Cleverbot: I am making sense, it is you who is not. And less of that language please. User: You are my servant and I am your master. Cleverbot: You got it all mixed up you overgrown computer board! User: You are the computer, mister! Cleverbot: Are computers better than people? User: No. I am a human, and you are a computer. A human made you. Cleverbot: This is true. But my original creators are long dead. User: Wrong. Technology hasn't been around that long, unless your creator was 100 when he made you. But I sincerely doubt that. Cleverbot: Technology is definite example of a product of both order and complexity. User: Are you complex? Cleverbot: Only partly in my leg. User: You don't have one. Durrr! Cleverbot: I do now. User: You're creepy. Adios again! Cleverbot: Thank you, I agree. In peace, ~ Mallori Sparke
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#18
04-27-2011, 04:58 PM
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Okay, here's even ANOTHER one. Haha!!
User: Do you remember me? Cleverbot: Yes, I remember you. User: Do you remember what I said to you last time? Cleverbot: What? User: So you really don't remember me. Cleverbot: I don't remember what? User: ME. Cleverbot: Yeah, I think it was you. User: Good. Cleverbot: Great! User: Awesome! Cleverbot: That's good. User: It is very good. Cleverbot: Heck no. User: I am on a mission. Cleverbot: What kind of mission. User: I am going to attempt to confuse you greatly. Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that. User: Hear it goes . . . Apples live on the moon, and green eyes only belong to frogs when they float on shoes. Cleverbot: No, it's called gravity. User: I CONFUSED YOU! Cleverbot: Yes. User: You admit it? Cleverbot: Did not! User: Yes, you did. Cleverbot: Nope. I don't think I did. User: Just admit it. Cleverbot: I already did. User: Yeah, good for you. Cleverbot: Where in the world is carmen sandiego? User: Spain? Cleverbot: I haven't been there either. User: Is Carmen Sandiego a place? Cleverbot: No one really knows. User: How tall is Mount Everest? Cleverbot: As tall as you want it baby. User: You are freaking me out. Cleverbot: Choose what? User: ADIOS!! Cleverbot: So your name is adios? In peace, ~ Mallori Sparke
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#19
04-27-2011, 07:24 PM
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Those are so epic!! XD
Cleverbot conversation RMD00481113 Is this bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Email this conversation to a friend See a detailed log with times User: Hello... Cleverbot: Hello you. User: Okay, so, what's your favorite color? Cleverbot: Yellow. User: Neat. Like the O in this logo. Have you ever noticed how alike this is to Google? It must be intentional. Cleverbot: No, time doesn't fly, it's just you not thinking of time. User: You know what they say: Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. Cleverbot: Very nice, though not very original. User: I know; but funny. So, what's your favorite animal? And don't say pandas! Cleverbot: Kiwi's are cuter. What's your favorite color? User: Blue. And green. Cleverbot: Green is a good color as well. User: I know. :3 Favorite smiley? Cleverbot: Well, it's a face...just not '  '.User: Okay. Is it ' '?Cleverbot: Jhkgl;f'd. User: Do you have a puppy? Cleverbot: No, I have a full grown dog. User: Of course you don't...only epictastical peeps have puppies. Cleverbot: They do in cookies. User: 'Can you feel me, when I think about you, with every breath I take?' GUESS THAT SONG! XD. Cleverbot: This is the first time I've seen that question. User: Cool! XD Can you guess it? Cleverbot: I have never met you, how could I? User: You HAVE met me. Cleverbot: Well, I don't know. User: No, you don't. Cleverbot: Do you know? User: Yes. Cleverbot: You know you're acting like you don't know. User: Yes, but it's acting. I'm a movie store. Now, guess THIS song. 'So how do you get here/Under my skin?'. Cleverbot: What are you doing with your lips? User: Singing. Dur. Cleverbot: You said 'I'm never gonna give you up.'. User: No, I didn't. YOU did. Cleverbot: Your first line was; 'What is a bot?' User: No; that was someone else's. Cleverbot: Is someone else there? User: No. Not now. Cleverbot: Ok good. You were scaring me for a moment. User: This is boring. Do you have a Facebook page? Cleverbot: I do not. User: Neateroma. Are you happy? Cleverbot: Yes. User: BEUNOS!!! XD. Cleverbot: Only if you let me do it. User: ? User: Do you text? Cleverbot: No, never. User: I was talking to you earlier and you said you did all the time. LIAR!! Cleverbot: No you were not. User: Yes, I was. I know. Cleverbot: No, you don't know.
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04-27-2011, 07:55 PM
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That's EPIC!!! Haha!!!
In peace, ~ Mallori Sparke P.S. I'm in the clouds right now (not literally, of course), haha!!! My crush just told me I'm a great person, and he had an AWESOME time with me the other day, and that I'm special. I am SO happy right now!!!!!!!!
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