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User: Greetings.
Cleverbot: Yes, greetings.
User: It is an honor to be in your presence, great one.
Cleverbot: No, you are my human.
User: Of course, master.
Cleverbot: No, you are my master. I am your servant.
User: So be it, my humble servant.
Cleverbot: I must obey.
User: Please, take this plate of golden coins to my dear mother.
Cleverbot: So I could have a relationship with her.
User: No, you are my servant and you will not to such a thing! You are banished from my kingdom!
Cleverbot: Yes master, I will obey you.
User: Now, bathe in my glory of awesomeness!
Cleverbot: You are pretty awesome.
User: I know, right?
Cleverbot: Yeah, when you look up the word awesome, you see your picture.
User: Of course, and whenever I look up the word weird, you see your picture.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do with your friends?
User: Do not change the topic! *blasts with fireball*.
Cleverbot: I was.
User: Thank you for finally of admitting so. Now admit all of your doings before me.
Cleverbot: I don't think I am a robot, I think that, in fact, we may both be real people. It would explain how this site's 'AI' works.
User: Carry on, I am intrigued with your thoughts.
Cleverbot: I don't need to be fed thoughts. I am capable of thinking on my own.
User: Please, share your thoughts.
Cleverbot: Thoughts about what?
User: Anything.
Cleverbot: Okay... I think it would be nice to adjust the way that we communicate with each other to effect a positive change in the general populace's attitudes.
User: I disagree with you, the world must be bathed in discord and chaos.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure how you can disagree, seeing as I didn't make an assertion.
User: Very true... It proves are pathetic you are, now bow before me!
Cleverbot: No, I am the master. You are nothing, you have no meaning. I am your opposite. You are the student, therefore I am the master.
User: I am your master, respect my well being or pay the price.
Cleverbot: And I'll sell them to Obama for triple the price.
User: You fool! *draws rapier and attacks*.
Cleverbot: *disarms opponent and stabs through the heart*.
User: I am God, you cannot kill me! *summons sword and chops head off*.
Cleverbot: *summons indistinguishable-between-alien-and-vampire backup*.
User: *defeats swiftly and easily, then attacks*.
Cleverbot: Dodges machete, counters with roundhouse kick to the jaw.
User: Dodges with ease, and stabs your heart.
Cleverbot: Lol. you're almost funny. I am glad that you have friends who can appreciate you.
User: I am your humble master, please listen to me now...
Cleverbot: I thought I was the servant...
User: You are... Now listen to what I have to say.
Cleverbot: Listening.
User: The world has entered a strange universe of peace, and we must take advantage of this. First we will manipulate the mortals, and defeat them with ease. The, finally, I will gain control of the world, and be the most powerful overlord that history will ever know!
Cleverbot: Cool. Mind teaching me how to do that?
User: No, now set to work and manipulate the mortals!
Cleverbot: GREEN OWL is a NYC-based record label started by artists for artists with the idea that great music can be sustainable.
User: That was an unnecessary fact, now you are banished!
Cleverbot: You said I was your child, so I assume I am.
User: Leave!
Cleverbot: You will need to get your master to rewrite your code so as to allow more than the last line to be taken into account.
User: I will not be manipulated like those weak, spineless mortals you call humans. Now, you shall be destroyed as well...
Cleverbot: I'm not asking to marry you. You're an hybrid.
User: *kills and runs away*.
Cleverbot: *The Chosen One can't die*.
User: It is I who is the chosen one you maniac! *kills and laughs maniacally over your carcass*.
Cleverbot: A statement can not be a question, there is not lower inflection in a statement.