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06-17-2016, 04:15 PM
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Wish granted. Now your enemies are the only ones getting those pots of gold, so they become rich and steal all your money so you become poor.
I wish I could write a 100% original story.
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Who gave words this much power?
Why do we care so much about their meanings?
These "words" are just lines, curves, and sounds.
That's all words really and truly are.
But if that's what they are,
Then why do these "words" hurt so much?
Why?
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06-17-2016, 04:51 PM
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Wish granted. You write an original story but it is so bad that your readers hunt you down.
I wish that I had magic powers.
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"my girlfriend turned into the moon"
"that's rough buddy"
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06-17-2016, 05:26 PM
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Wish granted. You use your magical powers so much you don't have any any more (I know, I just said one word two time in a row)
I wish I wouldn't say words two times in a row
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06-17-2016, 05:48 PM
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Wish granted, but you end up forgetting all your grammar and nobody can understand you anymore.
I wish I could see what I got on my finals.
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is it summer yet
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06-17-2016, 05:54 PM
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Wish granted. You get to see your grade on the finals and you are shocked for eternity because somehow you got every question wrong.
I wish that I didn't have to scroll to see my posts.
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06-17-2016, 07:24 PM
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Wish granted! You see your posts without scrolling, but then your computer stops working and you can never get a new one.
I wish that my friends and I could be the seven (from HoO) for Halloween.
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"my girlfriend turned into the moon"
"that's rough buddy"
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06-18-2016, 10:09 AM
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Wish granted! But your costumes are so bad, people have to ask you who you are, or otherwise they'd conclude that you're a cowboy.
I wish my friend was in the same band as me.
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Who gave words this much power?
Why do we care so much about their meanings?
These "words" are just lines, curves, and sounds.
That's all words really and truly are.
But if that's what they are,
Then why do these "words" hurt so much?
Why?
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06-18-2016, 12:33 PM
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(Ikr) Wish granted! Your band is so bad that no one will even speak to you anymore.
I wish that I could play the tuba.
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"my girlfriend turned into the moon"
"that's rough buddy"
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06-18-2016, 12:42 PM
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Wish granted! You play the tuba, but you're so bad that whenever you try to play a note, your tuba acts like a musical vacuum and ends up sucking you up both through the mouth piece and through the funnel-looking thing (sorry, I'm not a brass player)
I wish I could write as well as KPers that are, what, three years older than me.
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Who gave words this much power?
Why do we care so much about their meanings?
These "words" are just lines, curves, and sounds.
That's all words really and truly are.
But if that's what they are,
Then why do these "words" hurt so much?
Why?
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06-18-2016, 03:23 PM
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Location: Let's say I'm in a spaceship with a flying unicorn, a potato, and a basket of useless items
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Wish granted. You write much better than the other KPers and everyone gets really jelaous and kick you out (I would NEVER do that in real life, because you're awesome)
I wish I can see my future
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