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Old 07-31-2011, 10:57 PM
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"Will you go out with me?"
"No."
"Are you sure you know what you're saying? What did I just ask you?"
"'Will you go out with me?'."
"Sure! Pick you up at eight."

"Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

This is actually a rejection line but...
"You're so beautiful, you wouldn't go out with me in a million years, would you?"
"Sure I would!"
"Really?!?!?!"
"Yeah, call me in a million years."

Fail-safe pick up line: "Heeeeeeeeey" *wink*
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Old 07-31-2011, 10:58 PM
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Love that first one.
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Old 08-01-2011, 03:00 AM
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^_^

"So... You're a girl, huh?"

"Is that a dead rabbit in your mouth, cause you're a fox!"

"You've got nice veins"

"I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend."

"Did you fart? 'Cause you just blew me away."

lol flair XD
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Old 08-01-2011, 01:50 PM
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^_^

"You've got nice veins"
"I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
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Old 08-01-2011, 01:55 PM
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Wow....haha those were funny DE.
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Old 08-01-2011, 02:10 PM
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Awesomness....or epicalasticalness
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Old 08-01-2011, 05:26 PM
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"I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am such a nerd!
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Old 08-01-2011, 08:46 PM
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Geeky one! I don't want to be obtuse, but you're acute girl.
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Old 08-03-2011, 03:28 PM
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"If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss."
~Romeo and Juliet

There! I'd like to see anyone beat the cheeseyness of the Bard!!! ;p

I do feel obligated to show everyone this, in light of the discussion:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ylxWcwkUM IT'S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!!!!!
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Old 08-20-2011, 04:54 AM
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"I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
Sagar must be getting all the girls.
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