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Old 04-29-2012, 10:13 PM
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Yes, so here's where you post as many ways you can think of to get fired. We're randomly awesome! We should be good at this ^o^
This is kinda like that thread: 1001 ways to get kicked out of wally world, but hey! You can never get enough reasons
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Old 04-29-2012, 10:27 PM
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Punch your boss's girlfriend, then play your boss's least favorite love song through the PA system and start waltzing with your co-workers and singing so that they feel obliged to join and later get fired alon with you.
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Old 04-29-2012, 10:49 PM
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Be lazy, come to work late and say you were partying for no reason, bring a hammock and fall asleep in it, tell you boss you have a surprise for him(make him close his eyes, lead him out the door, and run back inside and lock the door on him), some sort of cruel April Fool joke(haha, maybe you'll get away with it)
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Old 04-29-2012, 10:56 PM
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Stalk your boss online and send him creepy spam emails saying that you hate his guts.
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Old 04-29-2012, 11:01 PM
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Stick a sticker that says 'free hugs' on the back of your boss's back without him knowing it.
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Old 04-29-2012, 11:08 PM
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Stick a sticker that says 'free hugs' on the back of your boss's back without him knowing it.
I love those things XD
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Old 04-29-2012, 11:23 PM
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(Someone actually did this) Bath in the sink that's supposed to be for washing dishes. And he took a video of it and posted it online! (No, you can't see any of his lower areas.) So of course he got fired.
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Old 04-29-2012, 11:25 PM
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(Someone actually did this) Bath in the sink that's supposed to be for washing dishes. And he took a video of it and posted it online! (No, you can't see any of his lower areas.) So of course he got fired.
Some people are just...*mutters under breath*
I wonder if he did it on purpose to get fired XD
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Old 04-30-2012, 10:12 AM
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Wowwww O_O
(this actually happened) When your boss tells you to get $100 dollars in fives, say you misunderstood him (talking over phone) and get $100 dollars in fries.
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Old 05-01-2012, 06:19 PM
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Wowwww O_O
(this actually happened) When your boss tells you to get $100 dollars in fives, say you misunderstood him (talking over phone) and get $100 dollars in fries.
Ohhh Meeee Geeeeee! XD Yummy....I hope that they're from McDonalds?

I'll admit it, I love MD fries :P
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