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Old 12-06-2012, 03:20 PM
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Welcome to the most successful reviewing service on KidPub. Not being arrogant, it's true. This service has been running since December 2012, during which time I have done countless reviews. The thread has more comments and thus more pages than any other review service. As such, I am a respected critic within our community and have been nominated for awards in various yearbook attempts people have done.

If you want something reviewing, am a trusted source on this matter, and I will be honest with you, if a little blunt and maybe slightly sarcastic.

Obviousness means you post link. Now. Or else. Please can you tell me how long it is (in chapters) because I need to know when I will have time. I won't reject it if it is too long, don't worry, I just want to know (I never did get around to reviewing Vladimir's Mansion though)

I will be honest. Which means if it is utter rubbish, you will learn as such.
Oh, and I review entire books, not just one chapter. I also review reviews, anything going that you want reviewing...but not poems as it's too difficult. Meh.

And I made a failworthy logo...



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Old 12-06-2012, 09:29 PM
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http://www.kidpub.com/book-page-or-c...ver-1775118241
Could you give me some reviewing on this? I hope you can help me with it, because I know there's something "wrong" with it, and wish to improve. Thanks!
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Old 12-07-2012, 01:23 AM
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http://www.kidpub.com/book-review/and-1789131846

Here is your order. Would you like fries with that?
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Old 12-07-2012, 01:58 AM
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I want to improve with this novel and need some reviewing on it.
http://www.kidpub.com/book-page-or-c...ogue-747129791
Thanks.
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:53 AM
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Here.
http://www.kidpub.com/book-review/ad...ard-1789131848
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Old 12-07-2012, 07:37 AM
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Oh my gosh! I've been waiting for this for soo long. Someone who actually gives me honest and even blunt advice.

Here ya go:

http://www.kidpub.com/book-page-or-c...r-email-and-i-

That's chapter one... um... are you going to review just that chapter or the whole book?
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:23 AM
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http://www.kidpub.com/book-review/and-1789131846

Here is your order. Would you like fries with that?
^_^ Thanks a lot! I didn't know how to fix it, and you explained it perfectly for me! Thanks for the help! And yes, I'll take a large order of fries and a large iced tea, thanks. ^_^
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:39 AM
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Sorry, we don't serve iced tea. Just liquefied sarcasm.
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Old 12-09-2012, 11:47 PM
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*gulp* .... *takes deep breaths* Okay, let's do this!
http://www.kidpub.com/book-page-or-c...ease-read-9981

Thanks so much, Rebecca!!!
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:17 AM
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Oh meh gosh =O Awesomeness!
Here's my link o.o ~ http://www.kidpub.com/book-page-or-c...d-cc-814130364
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