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Old 09-03-2011, 07:06 PM
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Okay, I know this isn't a pick-up line but it's kind of the same style as one...


Guy: God, what is a million years to you?
God: One minute.
Guy: Wow! What is a million dollars to you?
God: One penny.
Guy: (*suddenly gets an idea*) ... Hey, God, do you think I could have a penny?
God: In a minute.
Guy: ..!


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Old 09-03-2011, 07:15 PM
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Obviously.
Snape is pimpin'.
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Old 09-03-2011, 07:31 PM
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Okay, I know this isn't a pick-up line but it's kind of the same style as one...


Guy: God, what is a million years to you?
God: One minute.
Guy: Wow! What is a million dollars to you?
God: One penny.
Guy: (*suddenly gets an idea*) ... Hey, God, do you think I could have a penny?
God: In a minute.
Guy: ..!


XD
That's hilarious!
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Old 09-03-2011, 08:40 PM
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Here's some weird ones.

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

I know, their stupid. :P I didn't them up. TV did.
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Old 09-03-2011, 09:30 PM
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"Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
DE, this teenage boy used that on my mom. He only saw the back veiw and thought she was some funky teenage girl and he said that to her, she turned, he saw she was in her thirties, and he ran out of the place as fast as he could.
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Old 09-04-2011, 06:32 AM
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DE, this teenage boy used that on my mom. He only saw the back veiw and thought she was some funky teenage girl and he said that to her, she turned, he saw she was in her thirties, and he ran out of the place as fast as he could.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's HILARIOUS!
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I wanna be at the House Cup Tournament.
I wanna be the Coolest Girl.
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I wanna be somebody's buddy.
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Old 09-04-2011, 11:19 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's HILARIOUS!
He was all flirting with her, and showing off, and when he caught on, he was so embaressed. It was hillarious.
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Old 09-04-2011, 12:44 PM
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If that EVER happened to my mom... She'd start bragging about how young she looked :P
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Old 09-04-2011, 02:32 PM
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Hmmm...I got one.

Boy: Hey, stop! You!
Girl: What?
Boy: You're a THEIF!
Girl: I didn't steal anything!
Boy: Oh, yes you did!
Girl: Then what did I steal?
Bo: My heart. O#u#O
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Old 09-04-2011, 03:31 PM
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If that EVER happened to my mom... She'd start bragging about how young she looked :P
Yeah... my mom always wears funky-looking ankle-length skirts and stylish shirts and then a headscarf from China or India. She does look teenagish from the back. My mom just felt sorry for the kid.
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