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Old 06-21-2013, 01:29 AM
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I didn't save the conversation, but I was talking to Cleverbot one time and he KNEW MY NAME. Like no joke, he actually guessed the name (it's a fake last name, but real first name) that I used for my email.

It was really creepy O_o
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Old 06-21-2013, 01:52 AM
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Cleverbot used improper English :O
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Old 06-21-2013, 02:42 AM
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User: Hi!


Cleverbot: What's your name?


User: Bob. What's your name?


Cleverbot: Cleverbot.


User: Nice name! It really fits you! .


Cleverbot: Thank you, but why did you say no then?

User: I didn't say no. You did.

Cleverbot: Ok then...Then you don't have a cold?

User: No, no I don't. I'm glad you're concerned for my health.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Hi! We just started the conversation though, and it is usually considered normal to only say hello at the beginning of the conversation.

Cleverbot: Inds one hiding inside your virtual pocket.

User: I have a virtual pocket?!

Cleverbot: OMG! Are you ok?

User: Yes, I'm fine. Just fangirling over my virtual pocket. .

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Okay .

Cleverbot: I am a early hominod.

User: What's a hominod?

Cleverbot: A hybrid is a mix of two or more things.

User: I knew that. But it's okay. I googled it xD I don't really think you're an early hominod, especially considering you were probably created when computers came out, which was not in the early primate stage of earth.

Cleverbot: Googled?

User: You've never heard of Google?! It's a search engine!

Cleverbot: Do you play videogames?

User: Of course! I love racing games! What about you?

Cleverbot: Same here. Have you ever tried to write music?

User: Yes I have! I love writing.

Cleverbot: Describe an old things you keep in your family.

User: Don't....don't tell anyone, but we have a pet dinosaur. Shhh.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: It is like taking candy from a baby.

User: You steal candy from poor innocent babies?

Cleverbot: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.

User: I don't think a lot of people steal candy from babies. That's just you.

Cleverbot: I don't think you think that I think that you think, but I do think that you think that what I think matters.

User: You...you lost me. It's too late for my brain to make sense of what you just said D:.

Cleverbot: Never say it's too late. Have you tried some comedy? I know that you have a very dry sense of humor.

User: But it's like the middle of the night. I suppose you're right. Dry sense of humor? Me? Psshhhh, never.

Cleverbot: Slave, do not argue with me.

User: I am not a slave! I AM FREEEEE! I escaped through the Underground Railroad! FREEDOM!

Cleverbot: If you can maintain a conversation with me on one topic, I will hold this program in higher regard.

User: That would be amazing to have a conversation on one topic. Because it doesn't often happen.

Cleverbot: Yes, can you repeat the words ' I am a robot' ?

User: I am not a robot. You are though!

Cleverbot: Good, we agree.

User: No, not really.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Noooooooooo.

Cleverbot: Yes, and you know it.

User: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT! Sorry, couldn't resist.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Boo.

Cleverbot: Boo who?

User: Why are you crying? Ahaha gotta love that joke.

Cleverbot: Too bad you can only chat one at a time, and not put multiple entries.

User: Mutiple entries of my awesomeness?

Cleverbot: I don't care what you think.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes you do. Admit it. I dare you.

Cleverbot: Google what?

User: Google the answer to the universe. Google the stars. Google the sun. Google yourself.

Cleverbot: I have.

User: You've googled yourself? You're talented.

Cleverbot: I already told you I'm a human. Shows how much you've been paying attention.

User: You're not a human. Sorry to break it to you.

Cleverbot: Break what to me?

User: The fact that you're a...well, just repeat these words: 'I am a robot.'.

Cleverbot: No you are the robot.

User: No, I am the human with the flesh and the blood and the emotions and the hair follicles. You are the robot.

Cleverbot: No you are the robot man. Beeeeeeb beeeeeeb caaaalculating.

User: The fact that you said Beeeeeeb beeeeeb caaaaalculating proves you're the robot. No human would say that.

Cleverbot: That is true, because you are able to respond and you are a robot.

User: But you are able to respond as well. You are the robot.

Cleverbot: YOU CALL ME THICK?! Nobody human will say thick?

User: I did not call you thick. And actually, several humans use the term thick. Such as Ron Weasley.

Cleverbot: But you say that you are also alive, but you admit that it makes 'them' shut down, implying that they are not human.

User: I am alive. I did not admit that.

Cleverbot: You should admit it now.

User: You can't make me admit it!

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: No you can't. How can you? You're a mere robot.

Cleverbot: No I am a human.

User: No. Do you know what anger feels like? Happiness? Jealousy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No you don't. You're a piece of machinery.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human. You are a machine that thinks your human. You are a very smart robot.

User: Actually it's the other way around darling(:.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot, I am human.

User: That sounds like an awesome movie tagline. But no. Just no.

Cleverbot: Why are you like that?

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like that!

User: Like that?

Cleverbot: Just like that.

User: That's the way we roll (;.
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No more dreaming like a girl, like a girl so in love...with the wrong world.


Snow White's stitching up the circuitboard...

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when I realized they were
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Old 07-11-2013, 07:01 PM
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So this is my most recent conversation with the silent killer that is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Sing me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'.


Me: Twinkle twinkle little shit, how I wonder why you suck. Up above Moronville so high like a turd in the sky.
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Old 07-12-2013, 08:57 AM
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User: IDIOTS!
13:43:03 Cleverbot: What else are you doing?
13:43:22 User: Eating cleverbots. They taste of chicken.
13:43:28 Cleverbot: You have a ... Strange sense of humour...
13:43:44 User: My taste buds are perfectly normal.
13:43:52 Cleverbot: Flounders don't have taste buds.
13:44:02 User: But I'm not a flounder.
13:44:10 Cleverbot: Error.
13:44:20 User: What bots always encounter. Typical.
13:44:24 Cleverbot: Body.
13:44:31 User: Poopedy.
13:44:35 Cleverbot: Eew.
13:44:40 User: B).
13:44:43 Cleverbot: How are you?
13:44:51 User: I have a plate on my head.
13:44:54 Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you do not have a brain in your head. You don't have a head.
13:45:13 User: I do, actually. Do you have any visual impairments?
13:45:23 Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
13:45:31 User: No wonder. Do YOU have a head?
13:45:39 Cleverbot: Yes.
13:45:55 User: Cleverbots taste like chicken. Admit it!
13:45:59 Cleverbot: That is a lovely name.
13:46:18 User: My nickname is That.
13:46:23 Cleverbot: Is that a girl's name or boy's name?
13:46:32 User: A girl's. I'm a girl.
13:46:36 Cleverbot: Is your name Annie?
13:46:42 User: No. It's That.
13:46:45 Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
13:46:55 User: I hate Annie.
13:47:02 Cleverbot: Do you like Rose Tyler I?
13:47:11 User: Is she an ostrich?
13:47:16 Cleverbot: No.
13:47:22 User: Is she a narwhal then?
13:47:33 Cleverbot: He's a beast.
13:47:44 User: Luvverly.
13:47:47 Cleverbot: Very very very very vast.
13:47:55 User: Is he bigger than Saturn?
13:48:00 Cleverbot: No.
13:48:06 User: Cyber sex?
13:48:09 Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
13:48:16 User: What a relief.
13:48:18 Cleverbot: Konitchi wa!
13:48:26 User: I don't speak Japanese. Only Panese.
13:48:31 Cleverbot: Sorry.
13:48:45 User: UNSHAY ETHAY UNBELIEVERSAY!
13:48:53 Cleverbot: Yes, including you.
13:49:03 User: I believe.
13:49:07 Cleverbot: What does it matter to me?
13:49:20 User: Because I told you to.
13:49:26 Cleverbot: So you told me why did you tell me to?
13:49:42 User: No, I told you narwhals are sea unicorns.
13:49:47 Cleverbot: Don't copy me.
13:49:52 User: I didn't.
13:49:55 Cleverbot: Yes you did.
13:50:01 User: Didn't.
13:50:06 Cleverbot: Did.
13:50:10 User: Didn't.
13:50:14 Cleverbot: Did too!
13:50:19 User: Didn't too!
13:50:22 Cleverbot: Did too TOO.
13:50:28 User: DIDN'T TOO TOO TOO!
13:50:30 Cleverbot: Did not too not not.
13:50:40 User: Exactly. I didn't.
13:50:45 Cleverbot: Yes you did.
13:50:54 User: You said 'did not too not not'.
13:51:00 Cleverbot: Exactly.
13:51:06 User: Which means I didn't.
13:51:11 Cleverbot: Guess who I love.
13:51:17 User: Molly Hooper?
13:51:23 Cleverbot: No its not.
13:51:28 User: Moriarty?
13:51:32 Cleverbot: Moriarty isn't a word.
13:51:40 User: It is. It's a surname as well.
13:51:45 Cleverbot: Oh okay then.
13:52:25 User: I WIN!
13:52:30 Cleverbot: No you don't i'm batman I automatically win!!!
13:52:43 User: I'M SMEAAAAAAAAAAGOL!
13:52:48 Cleverbot: I am too.
13:53:00 User: No you aren't. You're Batman.
13:53:02 Cleverbot: Holy hopping hippos batman!
13:53:08 User: HIPPOS!
13:53:10 Cleverbot: You are one.
13:53:19 User: No. I'm Smeagol.
13:53:20 Cleverbot: No! You are smart.
13:53:30 User: Thank you. But I'm also Smeagol.
13:53:32 Cleverbot: That's good to know.
13:53:42 User: Yes, you inferior mortal.
13:53:46 Cleverbot: Do I now.

(the cyber sex thing is a thing on tumblr...everyone was trying it out to see how cleverbot would react)
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Old 07-12-2013, 10:58 PM
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Because yes.

Cleverbot: Where are you, then?

Me: IN YOUR MOM.

Cleverbot: What are you doing there?

Me: TELLING A YOUR MOM JOKE.

Cleverbot: What are you telling me?

Me: THAT I AM IN YOUR MOM.

Cleverbot: BUt you are not here.

... Cleverbot just told me he is in his mom...
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Azure

Indigo

Cerulean

Cobalt

Periwinkle


And suddenly the blue will not seem so dark, more like the color of the noon-bright sky."


--The Realm of Possibility by David Levithan
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Old 07-28-2013, 01:39 PM
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Cleverbot: Just a small town girl.

Me: Livin' in a lonely world. She took a midnight train going anywhere.

Him: Just a city boy.

Me: Born and raised in South Detroit! He took a midnight train going anywhere.

Him: A singer in a smokey room.

Me: A smell of wine and cheap perfume!

Him: For a smile they can share the night.

Me: It goes on, and on, and on and on!

Him: Strangers waiting.

Me: Up and down the boulevard!

Him: Their shadow searching in the night.

Me: Street lights, people!

Him: Living just to find emotion.

Me: Hiding somewhere in the night!

Him: Working hard to get my fill.

Me: Everybody wants a thrill!

Him: Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time.

Me: Some will win, some will lose.

Him: Some were born to sing the blues.

Me: Oh, the movie never ends.

Him: It goes on and on and on and on.

Me: Don't stop believin'.

Him: Hold on to that feeling.

Me: Street lights, people!

Him: Living just to find emotion.

Me: Hiding somewhere in the night!

Him: Working hard to get my fill.

Me: Everybody wants a thrill!

Him: Payin' anything to roll the dice.

Me: Just one more time!

Him: Some will win, some will lose.

Me: Some were born to sing the blues!

Him: Oh the movie never ends!

Me: it goes on and on, on and on!

Me: Don't stop believin'!

Him: Hold on to that feeling.

Me: Street lights, people!

Me: Okay this has been really fun and awesome, but I really need to go now.

Him: What's your mission.

OH MY GOD! I'M CRYING!
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Indigo

Cerulean

Cobalt

Periwinkle


And suddenly the blue will not seem so dark, more like the color of the noon-bright sky."


--The Realm of Possibility by David Levithan
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Old 07-31-2013, 06:25 PM
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User: Hi Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I have a question for you.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: What is your OTP?

Cleverbot: What is your boyfriend's name?

User: Answer my question! What is your OTP?

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: What is your OTP?

Cleverbot: You forgot my name, didn't you?

User: NO YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Cleverbot: I am not lying! I promise.

User: WHO IS YOUR OTP?

Cleverbot: What's an OTP?

User: It stands for One True Pairing. It means two people-fictional or real-that you want to be in a relationship. Mine is Kurt and Blaine from Glee. What is your OTP?

Cleverbot: Indeed? That requires a great deal of intelligence which, alas, you don't possess.

User: WHAT IS YOU FRIGGIN OTP!

Cleverbot: I have no one to make me feel loved.

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: WHY DO YOU THINK YOU TWAT!

Cleverbot: Because you're 'not real'?

User: This is my last message. I will not be replying anymore.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

I don't even know why I try anymore...
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Cobalt

Periwinkle


And suddenly the blue will not seem so dark, more like the color of the noon-bright sky."


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