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Old 07-27-2018, 11:35 AM
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No! My old attempt at revival failed! BTW, I swear this thread had like 90000000000000000000 pages. Well, we should get it there! Gogogogogooooooooooo
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Old 10-03-2019, 10:27 AM
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When someone (who's a HP-hater) insults you, say, "Ugh, you're almost as bad as Malfoy!"
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Old 10-03-2019, 10:36 AM
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this will annoy literally everyone after a while, so watch out.

If anyone, HP-hater or not, comes up to you with anything in their hand, yell, "EXPELLIARMUS!!!!" at the top of your voice.

i just ruined every single one of your friendships.
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Old 10-03-2019, 11:53 AM
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why thank you
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Old 10-04-2019, 07:29 AM
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Ask a HP-hater to join S.P.E.W. When they say no, or say they don't know what that is, proclaim angrily, "We need to fight for the rights of non-human magical creatures!" and storm off.
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Old 10-04-2019, 07:39 AM
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Throw a handful of sand into their fireplace and shout "DIAGON ALLEY!". When they say, "What the hell?" or something similar, say, "Sorry, I was getting bored of your Muggle house, but apparently the Floo Network doesn't work here."
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Old 10-04-2019, 07:40 AM
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Screech loudly and say you're practicing your Mermish.
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Old 10-04-2019, 07:43 AM
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Ask a HP-hater to help you study for your O.W.Ls. A few days later, say you passed the O.W.Ls and ask them to help you study for your N.E.W.Ts.
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Old 10-04-2019, 07:51 AM
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When you've finished your tea, look at the bottom and say, "So you're gonna suffer... but you're gonna be happy about it."
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