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Old 03-22-2012, 07:18 PM
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Wink Absolutely true Harry Potter facts. As if.

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Let's get this started, shall we? I play it with my friends sometimes.

To begin with, Bellatrix is actually Harry Potter's mother. 8'DDD
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Old 03-22-2012, 08:12 PM
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And that the snake in HP1 was actually Nagini.
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Old 03-22-2012, 08:35 PM
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Voldemort and Bellatrix dated at Hogwarts.
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Old 03-22-2012, 10:04 PM
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And Professor McGonagall is Voldemort's mother. 8'DDDDD
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Old 03-22-2012, 10:32 PM
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Dumbledore and Voldemort are long-lost twin brothers.
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Old 03-22-2012, 11:46 PM
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Dumbledore was the most popular guy in school, with many girlfriends.
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:43 PM
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And that the snake in HP1 was actually Nagini.
He was. J.K.Rowling confirmed it...
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:57 PM
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He was. J.K.Rowling confirmed it...
Nope, it was fake.

The zoo snake was male, Nagini is female. Voldemort must have had Nagini before the Brazilian snake, because Nagini was the one Voldemort fed on. And she was a horcrux, that process takes a long long time, he had to have found Nagini before doing that.
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Old 07-19-2012, 09:53 AM
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And that the snake in HP1 was actually Nagini.
Pertaining to this post (I know you're joking, just wanted to say)...
It is impossible that the snake in the first book was Nagini.

1. The snake in the first book was a male. Nagini is female.

2. Harry only spoke Parseltongue because of Voldemort making him and his snake one of the horcruxes; if he had just freed the snake that would find and join Voldemort, he would not have been able to speak to it, thus probably not freeing it.

3. A sign by the snake's cage in the first book said it was 'bred in captivity'.

4. The snake was a boa constrictor, and Nagini was a viper.

5. Voldemort began creating horcruxes before Harry was born, and Harry was his last horcrux, therefore, the snake Harry released could not have been Nagini. Nagini was already, ah, how do I put this? Horcruxed.

Alright, then. I hope I cleared that up.
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Old 07-30-2012, 05:32 PM
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The real reason Harry was raging and destroying Dumbledore's office in book five? Because Dumbledore had said, "First-world problems!" to Harry's ranting about his parents and Sirius.
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