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Old 04-29-2012, 05:55 PM
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Yeah, but it would probably disintegrate me, too. And the house. And the universe.

McDonalds is a good idea, but Sanity like hamburgers immensely.
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Old 04-29-2012, 05:58 PM
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Not if you have rubber gloves and a funny hat.
Then poison the hamburgers! I hear Amazon carries plutonium and cyanide…
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Old 04-29-2012, 05:59 PM
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Or there are still holocaust reserves somewhere in Europe.. you could refill the gassing chambers with hydrogen cyanide and stock it with burgers.
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:02 PM
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Woah, I like these ideas!
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:02 PM
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Or you could fill it with a lot of air freshener/perfume; I walk into a bathroom and almost choked from the air freshener spray.

Also, you could accelerate a paperclip to the speed of light; I believe it'd have enough force to destroy the entire planet, then.
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:04 PM
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I just got a bottle of vanilla-brown-sugar perfume today. I officially smell like oatmeal cookies.
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:09 PM
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I sorta want perfume, so I can poison/repel my brothers with it. >:^3 xD
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:12 PM
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I want perfume to shoot into my sister's eyes.
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:18 PM
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I think that'd sting a lotttt… o_o
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:21 PM
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I think I'll carry mine with me so that if I get attacked I can use it like pepper spray. :3
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