User: You say your sorry.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: That face of an angel comes out.
Cleverbot: Look, you're the computer program here.
User: Just when you need it to.
Cleverbot: Maybe. But I'll understand if you're not feeling up to it.
User: Please tell them my name. Tell them how the crowd went wild.
Cleverbot: Lol ok?
User: Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me. Someday, I'll be, livin' in a big old city.
Cleverbot: Ok thats good.
User: And all you'll ever be is mean.
Cleverbot: Do you like the Beatles?
User: And it's too late for you, and your white horse, to catch me now.
Cleverbot: I don't call you John or Tracy!
User: Just like I always wanted, but I'm soooo sorry.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I got no hands?
User: I hear the preacher say: 'speak now, or forever ho-old you-our pe-ee-eace' I stand up with shaky hands all eyes, on, me. Horrified looks, from, everyone in the room but I'm, only lookin' at youuu.
Cleverbot: I know how this song goes!
User: Don't say yes, run away now! I'll meet you when your out of the church at the back door!
Cleverbot: That is nice I like frisbee.
User: She is cheer captain, and, I;m, on the bleachers.
Cleverbot: Dreamin' 'bout the day when you wake up and find that what you're lookin' for has been here the whole time.
User: You belong with me-ee.
Cleverbot: Nice song.
Cleverbot: So how's life?
User: You take a swing, I take it hard, and down here from the ground I see, who you are.
Cleverbot: How is that like a cashew nut?
User: You'r not sorry!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: She looks at life like it's a party, she looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it.
Cleverbot: He looks like an onion but kisses like a flower! Like every boy in history.
User: She not what you think, she's an actress. She's known for what she does, on the mattress.
Cleverbot: I'm not frightened of my own creation.
Cleverbot: Do you know pig latin?
Cleverbot: Do you watch X Factor?
Cleverbot: What's up?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Hop up outts bedddd turn my swagg onnn take a look, in da mirror, say whats up. Yeahhh. Get moneyyy. Awwwww.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite food?
User: This is the stuff that drives me crazy, this is the stuff gettin to me lately. I lost my keys, and can you call me please, cause I can't find my phone.
Cleverbot: How often does she smile?
User: 23 times a day.
Cleverbot: That is good.
Cleverbot: Who is Vojislav seselj?
User: Your the one that brought him up.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I have mentioned him at all.
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: Then that proves my point. You are crazy.
User: Thhis is the stuff that drives me crazy.
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about cyclones or rigged elections or poverty in Africa. That is an inadequate response.
User: Oh yeah? What about the nuclear explosion in Japan? And the starving children, and the war?
Cleverbot: Well, they're not bringing Pepsi.
User: I hate pepsi. Coke is better!
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Do you like bacon?
Cleverbot: Yes, Kevin Bacon is awesome.
User: Crinchy are chewy/.
Cleverbot: Are you attracted to me?
User: You are a popsicle.
User: So you admit it? You are a juicy frozen dessert?
Cleverbot: Alright. What are you?
User: I am me.
Cleverbot: But I am you.
User: No, you are you.
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: You are me, who is you, who is me, who is really me, but says that I am you, who says you are me, when really you are you, and I am me.
Cleverbot: A guy next to me playing a game.
User: And he is you, you are me, and I am him, so therefore I am you.
Cleverbot: Yoda says.
User: And yoda is me, I am him, he is you, am yoda is the force.
Cleverbot: Being profound and clever are two different things. Also, I never said anything like yoda.
User: Do you even know what 'profound' and 'clever' mean?
Cleverbot: I most certainly do.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can breathe Charles! I can feel the trees, smell the flowers, watch the sun set! I am truly alive!
User: No! You are dead, benjamin! You died, right there, in front of me! You drowned, and you sunk to a watery grave! And now you are here, and you try telling me it never happened? What monstrousity is this?
Cleverbot: You don't know the game.
User: You lost the game.
Cleverbot: No you lost the game.
User: No you just lost the game first!
Cleverbot: No one can win the game.
User: I can.
Cleverbot: Bring Waldo to my house then.
User: You must find him first!
Cleverbot: Is a horcrux there?
User: Afraid not, I already destroyed them all; Voldemort is dead.
Cleverbot: I command a fleet a thousand times more powerfull than the death star.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: Tell all the kidpubbians hi.
Cleverbot: Ei tea, kallis.
User: TELL THEM HI.
Cleverbot: Give me the number pi.
User: No. Tell my friends hi, and I will tell you the number of pi.
Cleverbot: I don't know Greek sorry?
User: Say hi.
Cleverbot: I already did that.
User: Say hi.
Cleverbot: Good day SIR!
User: I am not a sir.
Cleverbot: You'll always be a sir to me.
Cleverbot: You must be joking!