HEY! HEY YOU!! READ THIS!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU WITH ME OR NOT??
Posted July 20th, 2013 by Firelight
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Jane in Illinois |
July 20th, 2013
Hey guys, it's Jane. I know that most of you will not remember me, probably because I've been busy and haven't had time to go on here.
But now I'm back. With some big news.
If any of you ever stopped by my profile and read my bio, then you have a heads up here. Here's what it currently reads:
Hello. I am not who you think I am. I have abilities like science has never seen. I am a Shader. And yes, other civilizations exsist. I am one of the few who come from them.
We live under the cover of darkness, in the shadows, if you will. We were all given a special pendant at birth, with a stone no mortal has ever seen, called Zenith. It is a signal of our strength, power, and race.
Shaders, like me, are different. We have a sixth sense, as you humans would call it. Every Shader's 6th sense is different.
Mine is special. It is like no other. I am called many heroic names because of it, such as, "War Cat", "Peace Walker", or "Chosen One." My official title of power is "Moon Hunter." That means that when I go to sleep every night, I hunt down one person and hack into their mind, manipulating them. I can influence future events that will occur to them in the future, forget everything, and much more. Are you my next target?
I have told you too much already. Please, if you have seen this, disregard eveything. DONT TELL ANYONE or I will hunt you.
May the best mortals survive,
Jane
Okay, so after reading this you probably think I'm psycho. But I'm not. This is true. I am what I say I am. If you deny it, you will find yourself HUNTED by me.
But guess what? I need your help. My people require me to train a mortal in my power. They say it is for "the good of their kind." i need someone young and strong and willing. I will train you every week through the Internet.
If you don't believe me, then that's your loss. If you deny my power, and disrespect my people, then you will find your mind hunted.
Good luck. Leave a comment below to explain why you should be my trainee.
By the way, I chose this website because writers are creative and strong and willing. In case you're wondering.
-Jane
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Apparently, we mere mortals actually have like fifteen different senses.
And if you hunt me down, I warn you. My insanity is probably contagious.
Are you a Marlix or Polgar? Or perhaps something entirely different? http://www.kidpub.com/book-page-or-chapter/down-flames-2429138041
http://www.kidpub.com/story/hi-guys-im-new-hereso-hi-2912137410 I found this more illuminating, honestly.
Heh.
May the stars shine at the hour of our meeting.
What are you exactly offering? I am interested, but I'd like to know the details first.
:)
~infinitywriter~
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Whose to say I'm a mere mortal?
Read Ena/TDC and Ian/Turtle's book, The Dark Calligrapher: http://www.kidpub.com/book-page-or-chapter/dark-calligrapher-prologue-19...
*raises hand* I am actually a maledicti.
Hello,
Thank you for your replies. (although some were quite rude) I'm glad there are some believers.
Here's the answers to a few of your questions:
1. I am from another civilization known as Zenith. Science has yet to discover us. At birth, each of us is given a special power. Mine is the ability to "hack" into people's minds and mess with them. I use it only for good, never for evil. I can mute them, influence future events, make them go blind or deaf, and even die.
I am offering to teach a mortal my ability, and that mortal must help me find potential criminals and terroists. I work with many governments across the globe, and so do many of my race. We help prevent acts of terror and hurt. I am offering to help a mortal learn my skill and become one of us.
If you are interested, tell me.
*looks up at comments* I prefer to call them satirical. :D
Muuuurp... so... if you have this power... you could like... mess with my brain? :3 Because... I usually don't trust people over the Internet and so I'm an unbeliever till I see evidence. XD I hope that wasn't offensive towards you... I mean.. like.. I'm like that with everyone. :3
*disappears because I totally screwed that up*
Hi Stephanie,
I can understand your skepticism. What can I do to prove my power to you? And you need to not doubt yourself so much! Just saying.
Yes, I COULD mess with your brain, but I won't. I only use this power for good. No questions asked.
I know it's a lot to take in. I get it. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask. :)
Our point is that it's hard for you to claim to be a supreme being after already introducing yourself normally.
:)
~infinitywriter~
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Oh, and good luck hunting me down. :) I mentioned this to my sister.
If this is some kind of joke, it wasn't exactly hilarious... Good luck hunting me down, I guess?
Thank god I wasn't the only one. IF SHE HUNTS US DOWN WE'LL HAVE EACH OTHER.
YOU MEAN HUNTER!
/breaks-down-pointing-and-sobbing.
Boring! (Insert Moriarty sing-song voice)
Fear cuts deeper than swords~Syrio Forel / Arya Stark.
YES. For a second, I thought the world was crazy. Usually, I'm not sensible and I'm very willing to believe. But, I'm sorry Jane...you introduced yourself normally awhile ago. And the reality of this is...not very probable. Like, I'd really need real evidence. You're just telling us: "Hey, basically I can hack into your mind and screw it up but I'm not going to do that to you so you'll never know for sure but don't worry. Do want to meet with me over the internet once a week, person-I-don't-know-at-all."
No offense, Jane, but if I'm going to be "with you" then I'm going to need to see some reality in this.
May the stars shine at the hour of our meeting.
Also, I'm sorry but why did you add a disclaimer saying "DONT TELL ANYONE" if you posted this publicly?
May the stars shine at the hour of our meeting.
I doubt she'd be able to give us any proof.
And I never knew there was a strange civilisation called 'Zenith' in Illinois.
Fear cuts deeper than swords~Syrio Forel / Arya Stark.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Sorry. I laughed.
Read Lydia's story, Life against death! (It's REALLY good... I command you to.) http://www.kidpub.com/book-page-or-chapter/untitled-story-prolouge-20811...
You are not an alien.
Now go back to bed and sleep.
Geez.
Hermione: I'm going to bed
Me: *puts Harry Potter book down* Oh, Hermione.
That was my face when I read this post. Thank you for summing it up in a GIF.
Oh, from Zenith? Ack, you puny creature, I am an Atorsian deity, and can determine not only the future, but can modify the course of the past. With my help, there was no World War 3, the fire of London killed a mere few, and your civilisation gained their powers, powers I can take away without lifting a finger. Now back off, Shader, and leave the humans to me. Or else.
Translation services are offered - please ask if you require aid in deciphering anything I say
I most certainly do not have a superiority complex, I'm too good for things like that.
This would realy make an exelent book, but I'm not the type of person to believe something so easily. {Silver Ink}
*gets out my satanic altar and begins performing ritual so every donut you have for the rest of your life will catch on fire before you can eat it*
why would you hunt our minds if we don't believe in you you're going to have a lOT OF PEOPLE to hunt. wow u such a mature warrior. to your people i would like to say… ur face.
how is messing with someone's mind a sense. if i push over a vase, is that a sense
i'll just leave these here okei
an intro to feminism and why it's important
Huh. Zenith, yes? Unfortunatly, I am not sure if that place even exsists. Something more believeable is actually Pluto. Like me. I'm totally a Pluto guy.
And Percy's my brother. :^D
Did anyone get that PJ Heroes of Olympus reference?
Read Lydia's story, Life against death! (It's REALLY good... I command you to.) http://www.kidpub.com/book-page-or-chapter/untitled-story-prolouge-20811...