a poem of humor (based on Splatoon)
Posted March 3rd, 2023 by ElizieAngelina
in Inkopolis (jk, it's Texas.)
March 3rd, 2023
there i was, sitting on my bed,
feeling proud, no matter how pounding my head
wearing a triumphant smile
as wide as a mile
i stole the zapfish again. the octarians lose their source, bam
which i happened to steal again. what a jerk i am
but hey, it's for inkopolis, right?
even though i might ruin my sleep schedule in the night.
before soon, the news came to me
there would be a dlc
i put my hands on my hips.
confident, the words poured from my lips.
not even the worst of worthless dues
could have brought my down my wonderful mood.
nintendo looked me
dead into my worried eyes
"buckle up, squiddo."
that was the day
i turned from
a girl into a
w o m a n
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Omg a squid kid got her period
LMAO I'M DONE THIS REALLY JUST TOOK AN ALMOST 13-YEAR-OLD THE FRICK OUT-
no, srsly i laughed at this. your humor is truly unrivaled
No dude it was the same kinda speech I got from my mom