To ServicePlot, the boy who tried to live, but got roasted by Esther.
Posted April 19th, 2017 by Syafai
in my boot
May 14th, 2017
So I was just listening to a bunch of songs that kpers made while drinking a strawberry smoothie. I ended up checking out Esther's bio because she made a song on kp, I ended up reading her "Dear ServicePlot" post, I ended up reading Serviceplot's comments, (which were at the start of the post), and I ended up almost choking on my smoothie. Then I realised I posted Bea Spills Her Coke a lot **no, I don't drink coke
but still tho I needed a pun... whether it's terrible or naw.** His comment had a grammar mistake, spelling mistake, but let's get to the point the WHOLE COMMENT was a mistake.
Mk... 1, It's spelt OFF not OF.
2, first you say I'm 14, then you say I'm 10, now you're saying I'm 8. DUDE. Make up your MIND. How old do you think I AM??? MK. I guess I get younger :)
3, if you say I'm eight now, then you could've just read in the description of my post on KP about the video which is obviously how you found it cause how the heck else would someone find it, then you would know that I said I MADE IT WHEN I WAS EIGHT. I also said LALALOOPSIES ARE NIGHTMARES TO GUYS.
And 4, bruh Ik it's dumb like there's no point into rolling into a ball if there was such thing as a tornado a size of a country. Ik I was stupid back then you don't need to tell me, hun.
5, Esther roasted you, pls don't try.
6, the video died in 2015 and you decided to comment more than a year later.
7, re·tard·ed r??tärd?d/ adjective datedoffensive less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age. informal offensive very foolish or stupid. "in retrospect, it was a totally retarded idea"...... Huh.. I wonder who that explains. And hun bun don't say no it doesn't explain you, you literally misspelt the word OFF. And you literally didn't decide to read the description or when it said it was made. But if you didn't mean to make that typo, it would've been a totally unretarded to double check your comment before you get roasted about it as heck.
9, au·tis·tic ô?tistik/Submit adjective adjective: autistic; noun: autistic; plural noun: autistics 1. relating to or affected by autism. noun noun: autistic; plural noun: autistics 1. an autistic person. I don't think it makes you 'cool' if that's your goal to make an insult out of a mental illness/disability. Relating to autism, well, I don't think Misophonia relates to it much but, uhm, whatever you say. And btw don't say HAHAHAHAHA YA NO YOU DON'T HAVE MISOPHONIA IT'S RARE AND WHO SAID YOU HAD ik it's rare that's why people have it, and liek everyone says it's self-diagnosable and I myself diagnosed myself after reading all the symptoms and having all the symptoms :). Thank you for reading if you're alive, Service honey :)
Update May 14, 2017:: ugh this ignorant 8 year old is stuck in my head. If kp members write "retarded and gay" (word not for younger audiences) then wym (if you have one) and read your own compositions and writings. And yeah, before you say words you don't know what you mean, either google it, or don't say it at all. Cause clearly you don't know what Autistic, Retarded, and Gay means. Gay actually has two meanings, homosexual and happy. Homosexual, there are not that many characters in our writings that are gay. I might add a gay character to a story I write one day, though. And happy, ehh. Not all stories are happy on KP. Some can be violent, some can have gore, it can have swearing, and it couldn't be that bright at all if you say the word "gay" as in happy.
If someone tells me to delete this post, I will :) No regrets on this tho^^^
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