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Simple Poems

Simple Poems

Posted May 9th, 2009 by dsdj

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by Julianna
in North Carolina

June 16th, 2009

                       ~Animals ~                                                    

                                      The Crazy Chicken

There was a crazy chicken

That lived in my backyard

He had a beak that was very soft

And some feathers that were hard

I called him a crazy chicken

He called me a freak

I said," If ya call me that again

You'll be gone before next week!"

                                  That Cheetah

I usually love animals

That was before I met

A cheetah that was pretty sly

He caught me in a net

I said, "Oh, you will pay for this."

He chuckled and walk away

I knew he would

'Cuz I set him up

He'd run of the dock of the bay



Flies are pretty annoying

They do get on your nerves

Espacially when they whisper

" Your a stinky nerd"

I knew I could outsmart him

It took a can and a bottle of glass

I used them flies for fishing

They caught me three big Bass     

                               A Cat's Evil Jaws

Cats may seem sweet and cuddly

That's before you touch their paws

They get really angry

And they snap you with their jaws

So some good advice

Is to stay away from cats

I mean, that would be smart 

I'd rather touch a rat


                                 Dog On It, There's a Dog

It may seem downright wrong of me

If there's a dog and I am mean

But, boy, does it need breathmints

Or even listerine

I'm not trying to put it down

I'm not trying to dis it

But if ther was a dog around,

I don't think I would miss itUndecided

                                               That Old Beaver Part 1

There was an animal outside my window

It said, "Hi! I'm Elli Beaver"

I answered in a flat kind of voice

"Hi there, I'm Alice Weaver

That beaver wasn't normal

that was beyond a doubt

He had an air of smarty-pants

That I could've done without


                                              That Old Beaver Part 2       

I grabbed him by the ankles

My temper was overdone

My mother had just came out yelling ,

" My string is coming undone!"Yell

I dropped that paining beaver

I sped into a sprint

If there was a time I didn't wanna see mom

It was when she meant what she said and she said what she meant


The hedgehog was more horrible than 

The beaver or the cheetah

And she had a evil glare

That hedgehog's name was Rita


At first Rita was simply sweet

With a hint of rellished pickles

But then she got really angry

And stuck up all her prickles


                                 An Elephant In The Neighbor's Yard

My sister saw an elephant

And called it a "big sweetie"

I said that she was scary

She said I was a meanie

In a minute a voice said

"I have to agree with you brother

An elephant is to big

And you must listen to me, your mother"

                                             Mice Spice

I don't get how anyone

Could think all mice have some cutes

I think they are fat and ugly

I think they hold in all there poots

The animals I'll do without

Are those crazy little mice

Who call all there manure

"All that great Mice Spice"


I once met an animal

Who said he was the one

"When I said how many of you are there?"

He said I'm the only one

He could move alot

But I didn't know how

He was at the age of 78

And he was a Spotted Cow







See more stories by Julianna

I LOVE THE FIRST ONE!!!!!!!!!! <3

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just a game, find the eye.-SergantMcFluffers

I'm not random, my train of thought is just more erratic than yours~>Me

Posted by Ninja Cat on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 18:36
It's weird how so many

It's weird how so many people have read this but hardly anyone has commented.

Anyway, I loved ze first one


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Posted by Aida on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 02:16
Ooh these are epic! Great

Ooh these are epic! Great job! ^_^

Posted by NightOwl0_0 (a ... on Wed, 08/29/2012 - 19:29
I like Crazy Chicken and I

I like Crazy Chicken and I like Flies because I dislike them too.

Posted by Sam on Mon, 03/11/2013 - 12:39
23682 reads so far... and

23682 reads so far... and only about 5 people commented! I love the first one, that's my favorite.

*adds to favorites*

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Posted by Katniss on Mon, 04/29/2013 - 15:46
Hi, Nice poems! I really

Nice poems! I really like them. Creative, too. Oh, I'm hosting a poem contest called Blue Roses CONTEST!!!! I really want you to enter.

I invite you to check it out and enter a poem if you want. I think you'll so great. It in the poem section. Check it out, and comment if you want to join.

See you then, Julianna!

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Posted by S_P_E_C_I_A_L Poet on Thu, 02/05/2015 - 16:53
I like them :) Did you

I like them :) Did you notice your poems are the first thing on Popular Today? Congrats :) 



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Posted by Julia on Fri, 06/05/2015 - 07:15

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