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(Undertale) A Series of Serious Parodies to the Musical Hamilton

(Undertale) A Series of Serious Parodies to the Musical Hamilton

Posted January 1st, 2018 by Gracithe1andonly

by *Snow* window watcher
in wardly searching

January 1st, 2018

author's note: please forgive me :)

these things belong to Lin-Manuel Miranda and Toby Fox

also i headcanon frisk as female just because she's kind of identified with the player and i'm a player and female... it's a bit selfish of me but hey, it might be important later for rhyme schemes and stuff.

i also occasionally call flowey the "entity" because it just goes together. the anomaly (frisk) and the entity (flowey). 

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Seventh Fallen Child

a parody to Alexander Hamilton

 

Sans: How does a nation, trapped underground without hope of freedom, dropped in the middle of a forgotten tyrant's grasp and losing battles past imagination, manage to be saved by their determination?

Papyrus: That poor flower, turning back hours, growing sour, from whom I won't cower, cause I'm a tall tower made of all that's still ours, but I'm still not sure on how're we're to fight someone with such staggering power.

Flowey: And every day the craze of boredom slaughters and shatters the people the person I once was knew and loved. The haze ensures there's nothing I can be a part of, the freedom I use to reload like I thought I wanted-

Asgore: Those humans that came, of whom I was the bane, I saw their futures go dripping down the drain...the seventh is coming, I still cannot explain, the loss outweighs the gain, I'm falling into the pain...

Sans: Well, the word spread around of the king's insane plan, all hope is bartered on it, just the judge contested it, I promised someone something, I still don't know her name, but I swore to keep you safe-what's your name, kid?

Frisk; I'm the seventh fallen child. I am a human and I've fallen down. And there's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait...!

Toriel: When the King and I split, he was sick, guilt-ridden, I hoped he would realize and not hurt my children, but then! They all of them left quick, the whole six-

And I know in my heart none of them made it.

Asgore: I cannot see further than my guilt for every single crime, this has taken my clear sight except for in one fight- something saying

"Hold on, an angel comes to set you free..."

I'm afraid that what is keeping us trapped here is me!

Sans: There would have been nothing left to do
If she didn't give a hoot!
She'd have left Asgore dead and loot him
Leaving us with no solution,
But what's breakin, aching, is that she did it all right,
Making friends and sparing foes and leading us into the light!

Closure! She had it but she's too much a perfectionist,
Composure! Keep it, peaceful insurrectionist!
What is so important that you have to turn back time?
Do you think you can do it better this time?
 
Chara: You can do it better this time!

Frisk: Just you wait...

Chara: You can do it better this time!

Frisk: Just you wait...

Chara: You can do it better this time! This time-

Flowey: This time-

Frisk: Just you wait!

Oh you seventh fallen child!
We are waiting in despair for you.
You will never give up,
As long as you can turn back time!
Oh! You angel, you fallen child
When we look back on meeting you
Will we know what you overcame?
Will we know you rewrote the game?
The world will never be the same. Oh!

Sans: So settle in, we'll tell the tale,
Trust me, it's a whopper,

Frisk: Just you wait...

Sans: The plot twist isn't nothin if it ain't a jaw-dropper.

Frisk: Just you wait!

Sans: But when this girl takes center stage ain't nobody can top her...

Asgore/Undyne/Mettaton/Flowey: We fought with her.

Papyrus: I believed in her.

MK/Alphys: We walked with her.

Toriel: Me? I loved her.

Sans: And me? I'm the fool who tried to stop her.

There's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait!

Sans: What's your name, kid?

I'm the seventh fallen child!

 

Comic Sans Stands

a parody to Aaron Burr, sir

 

Here we see a pacifist,
A good ending~

Frisk: pardon me, is your name Sans, man?

Sans: We shook hands. I know ya.

Frisk: That's right, man! I am the seventh fallen child, at your service, Sans, I have been looking for you.

Sans: I'll do what I can.

Frisk: Sans, I'm on my way through Snowdin. I was trying to find my winding way back home when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours... I may have punched him, I didn't plan, Sans...he's made of bones and cackles?

Sans: You punched my brother?

Frisk: YES! He wanted me to make friends with him, we hung out and then he told me you could shortcut, he told me I don't need to, I need to.
So how you do it? How you get around so fast?

Sans: It's sort of caused by things that happened in the past.

Frisk: You're homesick? Of course! I'm homesick, but I don't know what for, cause you know, my upbringing on the Surface was pretty poor.

Sans: Can I get you some food?

Frisk: That would be nice.

Sans: While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice.

Fight less. Talk more. If you need to get somewhere, don't try forcing doors.

Frisk: you're never serious.

Sans: You wanna keep your head.

Frisk: Yes.

Sans: My friends, they're good, but pushed? They'll kill you dead.

Papyrus: Nyehehehe! What time is it?

Papyrus/Undyne/Mettaton: SHOWTIME!

Sans: Like I said...

Papyrus: Showtime, showtime, Nyeh!
I'm Papyrus in the place to be!
I've got two friends to talk about, but working on three, Nyeh!
A human don't want it with me, I'll use my special attack, until we're all free!

Undyne: Well, OK, bonehead, I'm called Captain Undyne! I've stood up for truth and justice time after time! The king's got six souls, only needs one more, I'll attack with a roar, it'll be my war!

Mettaton: Brra, Brra! I'm the movie star Mettaton, of fame I've had a good run, of the ladies? I've met a ton!

All (BUT ESPECIALLY SANS): eyyyyy!

Mettaton: Of course the great Dr. Alphys has commissioned me-when I fight a human they'll be forced to their knees!

Undyne: Wow.

Papyrus: No more death, do me a better turn, friend, let's raise a couple more

All: to the Barrier's end!

Papyrus: If it isn't my brother who the King acknowledged!

Mettaton: Comic Sans!

Papyrus: Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

Sans: Good luck with that, you're takin' your stand, I'll clap, take a nap, even give you a hand! (pops off hand and throws it on the table)

Papyrus: BROTHER! <gives back his hand> What do you think of this, what do you hide it all for?

Frisk: If you keep your secrets, Sans, what'll you fall for?

Mettaton: Ooh!

Papyrus: Who are you?

Undyne: Who are you?

Mettaton: Who are you?

All: That's a human, what's she gonna do?

 

Don't Give Up

a parody to My Shot

 

Frisk: I am not going to give it up!
I am not going to give it up!
Hey, I'm just like these monsters, with all the dreams I foster and I'm not going to give it up!

I've already made it through my mama's flames!
I probably shouldn't tell you anything of her name
I know Papyrus will not accomplish
My capture, he knows what he should do, he's too good, to my knowledge

We are diamonds in the rough, shining pieces of coal, I will reach my goal, your spaghetti, indescribable!

I'm just a kid but my heart is older, my wisdom and experience can shoulder the colder stares from people that are still outlandish but are really disadvantaged, I am learning how to manage with these strange weapons I brandish-

My plan is to fan this spark into a flame, but man, it's getting dark so let me tell you the game- I know that

All: All the hope that we'll be free is as real in memory

Frisk: In memory as it used to be. And while everyone keeps tryin'ta kill me endlessly, essentially, I face it relentlessly. I know you'll turn around and be friends to me.
While the entity plans to end it all potentially, setting up the game board so attentively, 
(Enter me!)

All: She says in parentheses.

Frisk: Don't be shocked when it all depends on me.
I'll die a million times if it sets us free.
Eventually, you'll see my ascendancy.

Frisk: I am not going to give it up!
I am not going to give it up!
Hey, I'm just like these monsters, with all the dreams I foster but I'm not going to give it up!

All: I am not going to give it up!
I am not going to give it up!
Hey, we're all of us monsters, with all the dreams we foster but I'm not going to give it up!

I think that we should fight!

Undyne: I never dreamed that you'd be kind to me.
Why is it that you, kid, keep reminding me
Of the time I fought Asgore, dodging, unwinding me,
Papyrus thinks that I can swallow my pride and stop the-

Fight!

Mettaton: I used to be a nobody
And funnily enough I was a ghost with no body,
I want to break the barrier to join in the dance,
To socially advance, to give humans a chance,
I'll put up a

Fight!

Papyrus: I've always wanted to have a friend!
But I'm a little nervous that this day is gonna end
With a lie in the eye of the King who saved me, the thing that amazes me is you still aren't fazed by me, I'll stop the

Fight!

Sans: Heya, kid, you've got some choices.
Now you've met my friends, made then yours, heard their voices,
I'm rooting for ya, but my ol' King's got his might,
You can't really help our plight, you go right, you'll get into a fight!

Frisk: Sans, check what we got,
Got this Undyne, a lady with muscles in knots,
I think you're a cute robot,
Papyrus, I like you a lot,
Let's stop the plot, Asgore knows it's far better to not!

I am surprised to realize that this is following suit,
I'd give a hoot, but since I'll undo it the point is moot,
It's fun to see you trying hard while I know it can't bear fruit,
Before I merit the boot, before I make it all go kaput...

<kills undyne, regrets it, and reloads over it>

I'm sorry, am I being a jerk?
Sometimes I forget who I am and how to make it all work,
But I've never felt like this before, I promise that I'll get y'all out...!

Papyrus: I'm nothing if I'm not really proud!

All: I am not going to give it up!
I am not going to give it up!
Hey, we're all of us monsters, with all the dreams we foster but I'm not going to give it up!

I am not going to give it up!
I am not going to give it up!
Hey, we're all of us monsters, with all the dreams we foster but I'm not going to give it up!

Papyrus: Everybody sing!

All: Oh, whoa, whoa!
Papyrus: Ey!
Whoa!
Papyrus: Whoo!
Whoa!
Papyrus: Say, let them hear you!
Yeah!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Papyrus: I said shout it to the rooftops!
Whoa!
Papyrus: Said, to the rooftops!
Whoa!
Papyrus: Come on!
Yeah!
Papyrus: Come on, let's go!

Papyrus: Believe! When you don't get a reprieve you believe, tell your brother that he's gotta believe, tell your sister that she's gotta believe,
I can see that we need to believe,
(Whoa, Whoa)
I can see that we need to believe,
(Whoa)
I can see that we need to believe,
(Whoa)
I can see that we need to believe,

Believe!

Frisk: I've seen my own death so much, it's a lonely memory,
And then they all forget me,
And I hate not knowing what's ahead of me,
And I keep wondering if I need to act or let it be?
By the end of this will I have an identity?
The dangers I've already faced are plenty,
But after it all I'm terrified of the entity,
From when I first met him he has threatened, the game settin' and I let him
This is only problematic existentially-
Whose eyes
Do I see through when this body dies,
Whose ears heard the cries that tell me to rise?
Does it matter? I'll do all that I can,
I'll roll with the punches, claiming someone else's plan!

But? If I break open this underground?
I keep my promises and freedom resounds?
Will I be buried alive underneath the same mound?
Will the humans tolerate my friends in their towns?

I do believe in the future and that it's worth fightin,
But what if the endless cycle's never enlightened?
Is it less cruel to use my determination
To keep my friends away from human machinations?

What am I saying? I'm laying a terrible foundation!
Why would I oppose a new world's creation?
And even while I use my power to avoid sorrow,
I plan to give a better tomorrow!

All: And I am not going to give it up!
I am not going to give it up!
Hey, we're all of us monsters, with all the dreams we foster but I'm not going to give it up!

<that is not the exact end of the song, but it largely repeats itself in a very complicated fashion that I can't write to.>

 

Wait For It

a parody to Wait For It

(because Sans is Burr)

 

I tell jokes to Toriel every single time.
For every time she laughed, if I only had a dime
I could pay my tab at Grillby's. Too bad she's always gon' forget...
But if she didn't I'd still be
In the path of regret.

Humor don't discriminate
Between the human and the hate,
It takes and it takes and it takes
And I keep laughing anyway,
I joke and I pun and I break and I hide my mistakes
And if there's a reason humor survives
While darkness pervades our lives
I'm willin to wait for it
I'm willin to wait for it

Even now my king is still waiting in the Hall.
When it comes to this human he won't gain LOVE at all.
That's not for lack of trying, but Asgore's not naturally rough.
His ill intent keeps on dying, cause he's had enough.

Justice don't discriminate
Between the human and the hate 
It takes and it takes and it takes
And I keep judging anyway-
I fight and I try and I break and I'm never awake
And if there's a reason I'm still the Judge
While my own sins are piling like sludge
I'm willin to wait for it
I'm willin to wait for it.

Wait for it!
There is nothing that I can still control!
Time is in an endless loop, nothing is original,
But my moment will come if I just wait...
I'll have one last word even if it's too late.
The human faces an endless uphill climb!
She has something to prove, she has nothing to lose...
The human's pace is relentless, she wastes no time!
What is it like in her shoes?

The human doesn't hesitate.
She exhibits no restraint.
She takes.
And she takes.
And she takes.
And she keeps winning anyway-changes the game, resets and raises the stakes
And if there's a reason she has a drive
To mess with every soul alive
I'm willin to wait for it
I'm willin to wait for it

I cannot discriminate
Between the human and the hate
She takes and she takes and she takes
And I'm the last one in the way
I know who she is
But I fake
And I fight
And I break
And if there's a reason Toriel's child
Is fighting me, her sins all piled
I'm willing to
Wait for it

(welp. guess that's it. don't say i didn't warn you...)

 

Bring Out the Big Guns

a parody to Guns and Ships

 

Sans: How does a people, taken by surprise and physically feeble, somehow defeat a human full of fire?
How can we undo my brother's funeral pyre, eventually attaining to all that he aspired? 
Yo, turns out we got a secret weapon, a captain that you know and love who's unafraid to step in.
She's constantly confusing, confounding the human's dark wish-
Everyone give it up for the underground's favorite fighting fish!
It's-

UNDYNE

Undyne: I'm stoppin' this human short, maybe not a human, she's a worse and different sort,

UNDYNE

And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'er drop and then give up and see its death she courts

UNDYNE

We all refuse to die, I know why, she's the lie-ha!

UNDYNE

The human can kill me once

UNDYNE

I come back with the big guns! A shift-determination lifts-

Papyrus: Did you think that you were the only one with all these gifts?

You've got no place to go, so I've just got to know-Papyrus tried to stop you without becoming your foe?

Papyrus: I did.

HIS BELIEF

Man, he knew what you meant to do, unfortunately I don't share his view, I mean

HIS BELIEF

That you were gonna turn good eventually, might've been worth the heartwrenching.

HIS BELIEF

No one knows his resilience, no one but Sans and I knew of his brilliance!

HIS BELIEF

When you murdered him today

HIS BELIEF

Papyrus: Tell her what I would say.

Undyne: Oh, oh, so what did he say?
You know you gotta tell me what did he say?
Did he say that you could be better, fulfill ideals to the letter, what did my best friend say?

Papyrus: I, I still believe in you.
I am waiting to see what you'll do.
If you stop this right now
Nobody else has to die...
Oh! I still believe in you,
And I know that this much is true.
If you let me guide you right,
You can lead us all to the light!
This world will never be the same-!

I believe...!

 

Did It Happen?

a parody to Room Where It Happens 

(sans is STILL BURR)

 

Sans: Ah, how's it goin kiddo?

Frisk: Oh hey...sans...

Sans: I guess you know how everything in the underground stands?

Frisk: What?

Sans: So, the barrier...

Frisk: Yeah?

Sans: We're close to breaking it, the future's just almost secure.

Frisk: Sure.

Sans: And all you gotta do is die.

Frisk: That's a lot less work.

Sans: You oughta give it a try.

Frisk: Ha!

Sans: How you think you gonna make it through?

Frisk: Guess I'll have to listen to my mama and you.

Sans: Really?

Frisk: Fight less. Talk more. Do whatever it takes to get me past your King Asgore.

Sans: Now, the King is gonna do what he has to do.

Frisk: Well, hate the sin, love the sinner.

Alphys: Human!

Frisk: Sorry, Sans, I gotta go.

Sans: But-!

Frisk: You can threaten me over dinner.

Sans: The anomaly, the entity, both can mess with time-
Sometimes they're opposed, foes,
Other times, each one complements everything they're sure that the other ruler knows, so-
The anomaly is gifted with incredible determination,
Timelines to shape however she wants;
The entity can go from villain to hero, and here's the piece de resistance-
No one else even knows that it happens, knows that it happens! No one else even knows that it happens, knows that it happens, knows that it happens-
No one else knows that they play us like a game,
No one else remembers the human child's name.
I swear that it happened!
But no one else even knows that it happens.

They forgot-

Flowey: Smiley Trashbag was on Asgore's doorstep one day in distress and disarray-

They forgot-

Flowey: Smiley Trashbag said "You've got to hide the souls!" pathetically begged him to hide away-

They forgot-

Flowey: I kept trying to find them, I kept on failing, and then I lost my power, but hey...

They forgot-

Flowey: Well, I can still control it, I arrange the endings, befriendings, the bullets-

Sans: But! No one else even knows that it happens, knows that it happens! No one else even knows that it happens, knows that it happens, knows that it happens-

No one really knows why they have this déjà vu,
Why they're all so certain that they've already met you-

I remember it happened!
But no one else even knows that it happens.

Meanwhile, Asgore's grappling with the fact that this human child isn't someone he can murder.
Meanwhile, Undyne and Papyrus are resolved that no one

Undyne/Papyrus: NYEH/NGAH!

Sans: is gonna hurt her.

Then Flowey tells my brother that there will be a big fight
To which Papyrus answers with his own insight-
"Maybe this is Flowey's chance to prove that he means well, and get the human back to where she dwells, oh I can't tell-"

Flowey: Oh-ho!

Papyrus: There's cons and pros...

Flowey: I suppose.

Papyrus: Wouldn't you like to see the Surface, get the human home?

Flowey: Actually, I would.

Papyrus: I can do it with friends in tow!

Flowey: And you'll strike down her foe?

Papyrus: Well, we'll see how it goes...

Flowey: Let's go.

Sans: No!

-one else even knows that it happens, knows that it happens! No one else even knows that it happens, knows that it happens, knows that it happens-

Why must
I know it all
When I will never know how to stop the fall?
Click-boom! Then it happened,

And no one else will ever know that it happened!

Frisk, kiddo, Anomaly!
What did she do to you to get you to sell her your soul so you could reset?
Frisk, Kiddo, Anomaly!
Does Flowey know what's been happening, or did you somehow make him also forget?
For once, kiddo, answer me!
Or did you think, even then, that nothing matters if you can go back in time?

Frisk: I'm in control until the same spot.

Sans: We were never really friends.

Frisk: But I'll never let it end! You got skin in the game, then you stay in the game. But you don't get to win unless you mess with the game! Oh, you get LOVE for it, EXP for it, you get nothin if you wait for it, wait for it, wait!
You'll never forgive me, but I want something the Surface can't give me. What do you want, Judge? What do you want Judge? If you keep your secrets, Sans, what'll you fall for?

Sans: I...want them all to know that it happened, to know that it happened...
I...want them all to know that it happened, to know that it happened...
 

<complicated variations upon "I want them all to know that it happened">

THE ART OF A GENOCIDE

Sans: I want to get off this ride!

FRISK WAS ABLE TO SAVE THE DAY

Sans: But something tells me that's all gone away...

WE DREAM OF THE SUN AND STARS

Sans: But we dream in the dark for the most part!

Dark as a tomb where it happens...The underground deserves to know...
But no one knows!
But no one knows!
Oh, I want them all to know that it happened

Click-boom!

<reset noise> 

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a/n:

"so what did you do over christmas break?"

"i wrote parodies to a rap musical

the only rap musical that exists

for a video game

...how was your break?"

I would just like to reiterate that I am sorry :)

 


See more stories by *Snow* window watcher
Um.....I most likely won't

Um.....I most likely won't read all of this in one sitting but I read bits at a time.....[ Mabey you could read my book?]

Posted by Cherith on Mon, 01/01/2018 - 17:26
Ok, thank you!! I'll go find

Ok, thank you!! I'll go find ur book

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Spero quod via tua est directa et quod tuum onus est levis.

Posted by *Snow* Jingle Bells on Mon, 01/01/2018 - 17:50
oh my god this is

oh my god this is brilliant!  one of the best things on kidpub by far.  i'm glad i was here to see this. i feel sorry for the poor souls that aren't, because this is like gold for your eyes and mind.

Posted by Garrett on Sat, 01/06/2018 - 02:13
:D GARRETT YOU JUST MADE MY

:D GARRETT YOU JUST MADE MY WEEK!!!!

still dying over "everyone give it up for the underground's favorite fighting fish!!!"

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Spero quod via tua est directa et quod tuum onus est levis.

Posted by *Snow* Jingle Bells on Sat, 01/06/2018 - 18:50
Hey Snow! I didn’t read

Hey Snow! I didn’t read all of this but it is amazing! I know parodies can be a little hard from experience but you did outstanding!
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“There is something delicious about writing the first words of a story. You never quite know where they'll take you.”
- Beatrix Potter

Posted by Evergreen! *Alem* on Mon, 01/08/2018 - 17:49
That is SO nice of you to

That is SO nice of you to say, especially because I had exactly zero experience with rap before doing this!!

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Spero quod via tua est directa et quod tuum onus est levis.

Posted by *Snow* Translucent on Thu, 01/11/2018 - 12:53

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