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(Undertale) A Series of Serious Parodies to the Musical Hamilton

(Undertale) A Series of Serious Parodies to the Musical Hamilton

Posted January 1st, 2018 by Gracithe1andonly

by *Snow*
in wardly searching

July 22nd, 2018

author's note: please forgive me :)

these things belong to Lin-Manuel Miranda and Toby Fox

also i headcanon frisk as female just because she's kind of identified with the player and i'm a player and female... it's a bit selfish of me but hey, it might be important later for rhyme schemes and stuff.

i also occasionally call flowey the "entity" because it just goes together. the anomaly (frisk) and the entity (flowey). 

Update: I have made quite a few more and am re-working some of the others. This is an ongoing unofficial project, now. 

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Seventh Fallen Child

a Parody to Alexander Hamilton

 

Sans: How does a nation, trapped underground without hope of freedom, dropped in the middle of a forgotten tyrant's grasp and losing battles past imagination, manage to be saved by their determination?

 

Papyrus: That poor flower, turning back hours, growing sour, from whom I won't cower, cause I'm a tall tower made of all that's still ours, but I'm still not sure on how're we're to fight someone with such staggering power.

 

Flowey: And every day the craze of boredom slaughters and shatters the people the person I once was knew and loved. The haze ensures there's nothing I can be a part of, the freedom I use to reload like I thought I wanted-

 

Asgore: Those humans that came, of whom I was the bane, I saw their futures go dripping down the drain...the seventh is coming, and I still cannot explain, the loss outweighs the gain, I'm falling into the pain...

 

Sans: Well, the word spread around of the king's insane plan, all hope is bartered on it, just the judge contested it, I promised someone something, I still don't know her name, but I swore to keep you safe-what's your name, kid?

 

Frisk; I'm the seventh fallen child. I am a human and I've fallen down. And there's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait...!

 

Toriel: When the King and I split, he was sick, guilt-ridden, I hoped he would realize and not hurt my children, but then! They all of them left quick, the whole six-

 

And I know in my heart none of them made it.

 

Asgore: I cannot see further than my guilt for every single crime, this has taken my clear sight except for in one fight- something saying

"Hold on, an angel comes to set you free..."

I'm afraid that what is keeping us trapped here is me!

 

Sans: There would have been nothing left to do

If she didn't give a hoot!

‘Cause she'd have left Asgore dead and loot him

Leaving us with no solution,

But what's breakin, aching, is that she did it all right,

Making friends and sparing foes and leading us into the light!

 

Closure! She had it but she's too much a perfectionist,

Composure! Keep it, peaceful insurrectionist!

What is so important that you have to turn back time?

Do you think you can do it better this time?

 

Chara: You can do it better this time!

 

Frisk: Just you wait...

 

Chara: You can do it better this time!

 

Frisk: Just you wait...

 

Chara: You can do it better this time! This time-

 

Flowey: This time-

 

Frisk: Just you wait!

 

Oh you seventh fallen child!

We are waiting in despair for you.

You will never give up,

As long as you can turn back time!

Oh! You angel, you fallen child

When we look back on meeting you

Will we know what you overcame?

Will we know you rewrote the game?

This world will never be the same. Oh!

 

Sans: So settle in, we'll tell the tale,

Trust me, it's a whopper,

 

Frisk: Just you wait...

 

Sans: The plot twist isn't nothin if it ain't a jaw-dropper.

 

Frisk: Just you wait!

 

Sans: ‘Cause when this girl takes center stage ain't nobody can top her...

 

Asgore/Undyne/Mettaton/Flowey: We fought with her.

 

Papyrus: I believed in her.

 

MK/Chara/Alphys: We walked with her.

 

Toriel: Me? I loved her.

 

Sans: And me? I'm the fool who tried to stop her.

 

There's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait!

 

Sans: What's your name, kid?

 

I'm the seventh fallen child!

 

We’re Leaving

a Parody to The Schuyler Sisters

 

Sans: There's nothing that I like more

Than kickin' it with the woman behind the door!

I leave my station to take a walk, shirking all my work just to hear her talk!

Didn't know this at the time, but her name is Tori.

Uh, oh! And here's another story,

Her fallen children, the first and the last,

Revel in their power to rewrite the past-!

 

(Know, know!)

 

Chara: First fallen child!

 

(Know, know)

 

Frisk: The seventh!

Frisk-

Chara: Chara!

 

Both: Determination!

 

The first fallen child and the seventh!

 

Know!

 

Frisk: Toriel said that she'd stay near.

 

Chara: If we're quiet, she won't know.

 

Frisk: Toriel said to stay right here.

 

Chara: Like I said, you're free to go-

But look around, look around, something strange is happening, I don't know,

Both: We don't know

(where's Asriel?)

 

Know!

 

Frisk: It's bad enough everybody wants to fight.

 

Chara: You'll be fine if you beware.

 

Frisk: It's bad enough I can't see the sunlight.

 

Chara: Can't you feel it in the air!

Look around, look around-!

 

Toriel: I'll make a pie to welcome her into my home!

 

Sans: (hey lady, it's me!)

 

Chara: We're leaving, because we just gotta know, know,

Because we just gotta know, know

Because we just gotta know, know

 

Both: Whoa, whoa, know!

 

Sans: Whoo! Hey, lady, what's up, been happening here?

You got time to lend me an ear?

Because I know we're speaking through a door

But you got a laugh that I just a-door,

So take all the humerus jokes you can,

I got a skele-ton, I can give you a hand-

 

Toriel: Oh, you're so funny!

 

Sans: No, I'm so punny. You're so sweet, lady, are you made of honey?

 

Tori: I'm sorry, I can't stay here, pie-and-pie,

I have to bake my new human child a pie!

To be completely honest, I think of her with fondness, so you'd better remember your promise-

You said that you'd protect a human if a child ever fell,

And if that unhappiness ever happens I'll expect you to keep it well!

 

Know!

 

Chara: Look around, look around, how lucky we are to have this chance right now,

 

Chara and Frisk: Look around, look around, how lucky we are to have this chance right now,

We don't know what's happening, we happen to be tapping into the greatest power in the world, the greatest power in the world!

 

<I'm sorry, I can't stay here, pie-and-pie,

I have to bake my new human child a pie!

To be completely honest, I think of her with fondness, so you'd better remember your promise-

You said that you'd protect a human if a child ever fell!>

 

Look around, look around, how lucky we are to have this chance right now!

Something strange is happening, we happen to be tapping into the greatest power in the world, the greatest power in the world!

 

(Know, know!)

 

Frisk: Oh, Toriel,

Chara: We're leaving,

Frisk: Frisk-

Chara: Chara.

Both: Determination!

We're leaving 'cause we've got to know, know,

Hey, (know, know,)

Hey, (know, know)

Hey, (know, know)

The greatest power in the world, in the world-!

The greatest power in the world!

 

Comic Sans Stands

a Parody to Aaron Burr, Sir

 

Here we see a pacifist,

A good ending~

 

Frisk: pardon me, is your name Sans, man?

 

Sans: We shook hands. I know ya.

 

Frisk: That's right, man! I am the seventh fallen child, at your service, Sans, I have been looking for you.

 

Sans: I'll do what I can.

 

Frisk: Sans, I'm on my way through Snowdin. I was trying to find my winding way back home when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours... I may have punched him, I didn't plan, Sans...he's made of bones and cackles?

 

Sans: You punched my brother?

 

Frisk: YES! He wanted me to make friends with him, we hung out and then he told me you could shortcut, he told me I don't need to, I need to.

So how you do it? How you get around so fast?

 

Sans: It's sort of caused by things that happened in the past.

 

Frisk: You're homesick? Of course! I'm homesick, but I don't know what for, cause you know, my upbringing on the Surface, it was pretty poor.

 

Sans: Can I get you some food?

 

Frisk: That would be nice.

 

Sans: While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice.

 

Fight less. Smile more. If you need to get somewhere, don’t you force the door.

 

Frisk: You're never serious.

 

Sans: You wanna keep your head.

 

Frisk: Yes.

 

Sans: My friends, they're good, but pushed? They'll kill you dead.

 

Papyrus: Nyehehehe! What time is it?

 

Papyrus/Undyne/Mettaton: SHOWTIME!

 

Sans: Like I said...

 

Papyrus: Showtime, showtime, Nyeh!

I'm Papyrus in the place to be!

I've got two friends to talk about, but working on three, Nyeh!

A human don't want it with me, I'll use my special attack, until we're all free!

 

Undyne: Well, OK, bonehead, I'm called Captain Undyne! I've stood up for truth and justice time after time! The king's got six souls, only needs one more, I'll attack with a roar, it'll be my war!

 

Mettaton: Brra, Brra! I'm the movie star Mettaton, of fame I've had a good run, of the ladies? I've met a ton!

 

All (BUT ESPECIALLY SANS): eyyyyy!

 

Mettaton: Of course the great Dr. Alphys has commissioned me-when I fight a human they'll be forced to their knees!

 

Undyne: Wow.

 

Papyrus: No more death, do me a better turn, friend, let's raise a couple more

 

All: to the Barrier's end!

 

Papyrus: Well, if it's not my brother who the King acknowledged!

 

Mettaton: Comic Sans!

 

Papyrus: Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

 

Sans: Good luck with that, you're takin' your stand, I'll clap, take a nap, even give you a hand! (pops off hand and throws it on the table)

 

Papyrus: BROTHER! <gives back his hand> What do you think of this, what do you hide it all for?

 

Frisk: If you keep your secrets, Sans, what'll you fall for?

 

Mettaton: Ooh!

 

Papyrus: Who are you?

 

Undyne: Who are you?

 

Mettaton: Who are you?

 

All: That's a human, what's she gonna do?

 

Don’t Give Up

a Parody to My Shot

 

Frisk: I am not going to give it up!

I am not going to give it up!

Hey, I'm just like these monsters, with all the dreams I foster and I'm not going to give it up!

 

I've already made it through my mama's flames!

I probably shouldn't tell you anything of her name

I know that Papyrus will not accomplish

My capture, because he knows what he should do, he's too good, to my knowledge

 

We are diamonds in the rough, shining pieces of coal, I will reach my goal, your spaghetti, indescribable!

 

I'm just a kid but my heart is older, my wisdom and experience can shoulder the colder stares from people that are still outlandish but are really disadvantaged, I am learning how to manage with these strange weapons I brandish-

 

My plan is to fan this spark into a flame, but man, it's getting dark so let me tell you the game- I know that

 

All: All the hope that we'll be free is as real in memory

 

Frisk: In memory as it used to be. And while everyone keeps tryin'ta kill me endlessly, essentially, I face it relentlessly. I know you'll turn around and be friends to me.

While the entity plans to end it all potentially, setting up the game board so attentively, 

(Enter me!)

 

All: She says in parentheses.

 

Frisk: Don't be shocked when it all depends on me.

I'll die a million times if it sets us free.

Eventually, you'll see my ascendancy.

 

Frisk: I am not going to give it up!

I am not going to give it up!

Hey, I'm just like these monsters, with all the dreams I foster but I'm not going to give it up!

 

All: I am not going to give it up!

I am not going to give it up!

Hey, we're all of us monsters, with all the dreams we foster but I'm not going to give it up!

 

I think that we should fight!

 

Undyne: I never dreamed that you'd be kind to me.

Why is it that you, kid, keep reminding me

Of the time I fought Asgore, his dodging unwinding me,

Papyrus thinks that I can swallow my pride and stop the-

 

Fight!

 

Mettaton: I used to be a nobody

And funnily enough I was a ghost with no body,

I want to break the barrier to join in the dance,

To socially advance, to give humans a chance,

I'll put up a

 

Fight!

 

Papyrus: I've always wanted to have a friend!

But I'm a little nervous that this day is gonna end

With a lie in the eye of the King who saved me, the thing that amazes me is you still aren't fazed by me, I'll stop the

 

Fight!

 

Sans: Heya, kid, you've got some choices.

Now you've met my friends, made then yours, heard their voices,

I'm rooting for ya, but my ol' King's got his might,

You can't really help our plight, you do right, you'll get into a fight!

 

Frisk: Sans, check what we got,

Got this Undyne, a lady with muscles in knots,

I think you're a cute robot,

Papyrus, I like you a lot,

Let's stop the plot, Asgore knows it's far better to not!

 

I’m surprised to realize that this is following suit,

I'd give a hoot, but since I'll undo everything the point is moot,

It's fun to see you trying hard ‘cause I know that it can’t fruit,

I will merit the boot, before I make it all go kaput...

 

I'm sorry, am I being a jerk?

Sometimes I forget who I am and how to make it all work,

But I've never cared like this before, I promise that I'll get y'all out...!

 

Papyrus: I'm nothing if I'm not really proud!

 

All: I am not going to give it up!

I am not going to give it up!

Hey, we're all of us monsters, with all the dreams we foster but I'm not going to give it up!

 

I am not going to give it up!

I am not going to give it up!

Hey, we're all of us monsters, with all the dreams we foster but I'm not going to give it up!

 

Papyrus: Everybody sing!

 

All: Oh, whoa, whoa!

Papyrus: Ey!

Whoa!

Papyrus: Whoo!

Whoa!

Papyrus: Say, let them hear you!

Yeah!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Papyrus: I said shout it to the rooftops!

Whoa!

Papyrus: Said, to the rooftops!

Whoa!

Papyrus: Come on!

Yeah!

Papyrus: Come on, let's go!

 

Papyrus: Believe! When you don't get a reprieve you believe, tell your brother that he's gotta believe, tell your sister that she's gotta believe,

I can see that we need to believe,

(Whoa, Whoa)

I can see that we need to believe,

(Whoa)

I can see that we need to believe,

(Whoa)

I can see that we need to believe,

 

Believe!

 

Frisk: I've seen my own death so much, it's a lonely memory,

And then they all forget me,

And I hate not knowing what's ahead of me,

And I keep wondering if I need to act or let it be?

By the end will I have an identity?

The dangers I've already faced are plenty,

But even still I'm scared stiff of the entity,

From when I first met him he has threatened, the game settin', I let him!

This is only problematic existentially-

Whose eyes

Do I see through when this body dies,

Whose ears heard the cries that tell me to rise?

Does it matter? I'll do all that I can,

I'll roll with the punches, claiming someone else's plan!

 

But? If I break open this underground?

I keep my promises and freedom resounds?

Will I be buried alive underneath the same mound?

Will the humans tolerate my friends in their towns?

 

I do believe in the future and that it's worth all the fightin,

But what if this endless cycle's never enlightened?

Is it less cruel to use my determination

To keep my friends away from human machinations?

 

What am I saying? I'm laying a terrible foundation!

Why would I oppose a new world's creation?

And even while I use my power to avoid sorrow,

I plan to give a better tomorrow!

 

All: And I am not going to give it up!

I am not going to give it up!

Hey, we're all of us monsters, with all the dreams we foster but I'm not going to give it up!

 

We’ve gotta believe, don’t you give it up! (I am not going to give it up!)

We’ve gotta believe, don’t you give it up! (I am not going to give it up!)

We’ve gotta believe, believe!

Don’t you give it up!

Believe, Believe!

Don’t you give it up!

Believe, (Whoa, whoa, whoa!)

Don’t you give it up!

Believe, (Whoa,)

Don’t give up, give up, give up,

No, we’re not gonna give up, not gonna give up, (Whoa!)

And I am not going to give it,

Not going to give it up!

 

Hopeless

a parody to Helpless

 

Chara:

Ooh,

It's you, it's you, it's you, it's you.

Hey!

Ooh,

It's you, it's you, it's you, it's you!

 

Oh, it seemed so

Hopeless,

We'll see the skies, you said, lies I thought, I was

Hopeless!

Don't understand but I'm standing for it.

 

Grabbing at impossibility's what got me killed, right?

A dash of stability, civility, we're all right,

I'd narrate your antics as we passed from room to room-

Then Mom snapped, and your heart went boom.

Tried to tell you no, but you know, you just won't stop,

Your determination level's higher than the rooftop,

Who's this who listens to me cry and whine?

As you missed her you whispered, "We'll both be fine."

 

You raised your weapon, but you kept not going through.

And I got nervous, thinking "What's she gonna do?"

You raised it one more time, I'm thinking, "I'm through,"

Then she lets us both go and I know it's not

Hopeless!

 

Oh, we'll see those skies! Oh!

(We'll the skies, you said, lies, I thought, I was)

Hopeless!

I know!

(Don't understand but I'm standing for it!)

 

(Hopeless!)

Maybe we'll make it through,

Even through spears of blue.

Hopeless!

I know it's not going well as the bridge collapses...

 

Asriel: Oh! you've fallen down, haven't you? Are you okay?

 

Frisk: Who are you? I'm okay...

 

Chara: He's only a memory. Don't let it faze you.

 

Frisk: Memory?

 

Asriel: Here, get up. Chara, huh? That's a nice name.

 

Frisk: If it took falling down a cliff to hear that voice it will have been worth it.

 

Chara: Well, let's get going.

 

Let's fast forward to hanging out with the robot,

Friendly li'l comedian is creepin' me out a lot.

Laughing at your antics as you comment on the lizard,

 

Frisk: I'm just saying, you're as helpful as a late spring blizzard.

 

Chara: Ha!

Few hours later, I'm sittin' here stressin,

My Dad is stone-faced as you're teaching him a lesson,

I'm dying inside as you try the line,

And I'm trying not to cry, is this something that your soul can't do?

My father turns to dust inches in front of you.

I'm panicking and thinking "we're through,"

But then you're given a chance to be true,

And you go back in time and now it's never

Hopeless!

(We'll see the skies, you said, lies I thought, I was)

Hopeless! Whoo!

(Don't understand, but I'm standing for it.)

We are the masters of time!

Hopeless!

Don't understand, but I'm standing for it!

 

Frisk: Hey, friendo, I don't have a clue about your name, a goal in my head, a home or a bed, some pride in the game, all I have's my power, a tolerance for pain, a crazy imagination, a determined brain, insane!

Your sass and class brings out a different side of me, you never confide in me but at least you don't try to take a bite of me.

No stress, my character is never in doubt. We'll use this second chance from Flowey and we'll figure it out.

I've been living without a goal in mind since I can recall, I didn't know of a reason I should care at all, but I'll never forget Toriel's face, that was real, and as long I'm believing, weaving fate, we'll never be so

 

Both: Hopeless!

 

Chara: It's you, it's you, it's you, it's you!

 

Frisk: Believing...

 

Chara: It's you, it's you, it's you, it's you!

 

Frisk: I've never felt less...

 

Hopeless!

 

(Don't understand, but I'm standing for it!)

 

Frisk: This time we'll be fine, 'cause we'll do what we ought.

 

Chara: We'll see the skies, you said, lies I thought,

It's

(Hopeless!)

(Don't understand but I'm standing for it!)

 

(You can do it better this time.

You can do it better this time!

You can do it better this...time...!)

 

Chara: Hopeless...

 

Once for All

a Parody to Satisfied

 

Papyrus: I can't believe I'm finally meeting the sun...!

Sans: Whoa, wait up...

Papyrus: There's just one thing missing. I wish Flowey could see this.

Sans: I wish Asriel could see this.

Frisk: Asriel Dreemurr...

 

Asriel: My thanks to the Judge,

(To the judge, to the judge, to the judge.)

To the King,

(To the king, to the king, to the king.)

To the human, (the fallen child, the fallen child, the fallen child)

Who gave us everything-(everything, everything...)

To the future,

(To the future on the surface!)

To the justice in the Hall.

(The Hall, the Hall.)

Now let's end this, (end this) once and for all...

(Rewind...)

(Rewind...

Rewind...

Hopeless...

Rewind...)

(I remember your fall, I recall-)

(Rewind!)

(I remember your fall, I recall-)

(Rewind!)

(I remember your fall, I remember that-)

 

I remember her fall, I recall every word I said to my sister in soul,

I remember her wildness, tripping over herself to fill a role.

I remember our dreams like candlelight, that in the end will burn out blue.

But Frisk, you don't know how much of her I can't help but see in you.

You appear almost the same,

Apart from your eyes and the hue of your face,

So please forgive me for calling you by her name.

Don't know who to blame, everyone's to blame, how is this a game-

 

Frisk: Why fight me? Why don't we end it once and for all?

 

Flowey: You're just like me, Chara,  your power won't let you forget.

 

Frisk: I'm trying to end this once for all.

 

Flowey: Is that all?

 

Frisk: End this heartache once and for all.

 

Asriel: I'm your best friend, Asriel Dreemurr.

 

Frisk: I'm the seventh fallen child.

 

Asriel: Are you Chara, then?

 

Frisk: Unimportant, there's a million things I haven't done. Just you wait, just you wait!

 

Asriel: So, so, so-so this is what it feels like to battle with someone at my level. What on earth is the catch? It's the feeling of freedom, of reclaiming time, of stepping outside reason and rhyme. The timeline's mine!

 

Determination claims two minutes, maybe three minutes

With an hour's worth of life lived within it,

And within it, there's a bit of a dance, a bit of my dreams turn from seeds into plants, she insists on existing by the seat of her pants. She's saving my family, and her friends and well, Sans, it's entirely impossible for her to advance, but she's reckoning everything on my own second chance-

 

I've been trapped as a flower, became a slave to my power,

It's getting too hard to even try to change, then I turn and see something strange

 

Chara is

 

Chara: Hopeless...

 

And my family is

 

Toriel and Chara: Hopeless...

 

And the Judge, he is

 

Toriel and Chara and Sans: Hopeless...

 

And memory serves where logic, faith and hope are lost to me.

 

Asriel: Oh, you've fallen down, haven't you? Are you okay?

 

Chara/Frisk: Who are you? I'm okay...

 

NUMBER ONE

 

Against foes, I still chose to forgive and to try to save the men

My sister hated then, now it depends, Chara really might not have been

The kindest or hilarious, honestly she was rather scarily precarious,

Against herself she was merciless. Heh. That doesn't mean I love her any less.

 

Chara: I don't have a memory of anything like you.

 

Asriel: Here, get up...

 

Chara: I'm Chara.

 

NUMBER TWO

 

My family, Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, stood by me, for my sake they tried,

I'd have to be real cruel to put that aside, and I know besides

If I keep my word to Papyrus, I'll take the fall.

Nice going, Asriel, prove Sans wrong. It'll end once and for all.

 

Asriel: Chara, huh? That's a nice name.

 

Chara: If it takes falling down a hole to hear those words, it will have been worth it.

 

Asriel: Well, let's get going!

 

NUMBER THREE

 

Asriel: By now, I know the Judge, I've peeled back his mind,

He is so inclined to justice and knowledge, so designed

That if we keep on rewinding he'll stay hopeless and unkind,

He's resigned.

He'll say, "I'm fine." He'll be lying!

 

But as I hear my voice say my farewells with poise, as I give up my joys, I wonder, "what if I'd made my choices less quickly?"

At least they get a chance at the light.

At least I get a chance to do right.

 

To the Judge! (To the judge, to the judge, to the judge.)

To the King!

(To the king, to the king, to the king.)

To the human, (the fallen child, the fallen child, the fallen child)

Who gave you everything! (everything, everything...)

To the future!

(To the future on the surface!)

To the justice in his Hall!

(The Hall, the Hall.)

Now let's end this, (end this) once and for all...

 

And I know that our might will be our fall.

And I know you won't end it once and for all, this will never end once for all.

 

Wait For It

a Parody to Wait For It

 

I tell jokes to Toriel every single time.

For every time she laughed, if I only had a dime

I could pay my tab at Grillby's. Too bad she's always gon' forget...

But if she didn't I'd still be

In the path of regret.

 

Humor don't discriminate

Between the human and the hate,

It takes and it takes and it takes

And I keep laughing anyway,

I joke and I pun and I break and I hide my mistakes

And if there's a reason humor survives

While darkness pervades our lives

I'm willin to wait for it

I'm willin to wait for it

 

It’s too bad that my King can’t avoid his fall.

When it comes to this kid, though, he can’t gain LOVE at all.

That's not for lack of trying, but Asgore's not naturally rough.

His ill intent keeps on dying, cause he's had enough.

 

Justice don't discriminate

Between the human and the hate 

It takes and it takes and it takes

And I keep judging anyway-

I fight and I try and I break and I'm never awake

And if there's a reason I'm still the Judge

While my own sins are piling like sludge

I'm willin to wait for it

I'm willin to wait for it.

 

Wait for it!

There is nothing that I can still control!

Time is in an endless loop, nothing is original,

But my moment will come if I just wait...

I'll have one last word even if it's too late.

The human faces an endless uphill climb!

She has something to prove, she has nothing to lose...

The human's pace is relentless, she wastes no time!

What is it like in her shoes?

 

The human doesn't hesitate.

She exhibits no restraint.

She takes.

And she takes.

And she takes.

And she keeps winning anyway-changes the game, resets and raises the stakes

And if there's a reason she has a drive

To mess with every soul alive

I'm willin to wait for it

I'm willin to wait for it!

 

I cannot discriminate

Between the human and the hate

She takes and she takes and she takes

And I'm the last one in the way

I know who she is

But I fake and I fight and I break

And if there's a reason Toriel's child

Is leaving us with his dust piled,

I'm willing to

Wait for it

 

Will It Be Enough?

 

a Parody to That Would Be Enough

 

Chara: Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to have this chance right now. Look around, look around...

 

Frisk: I'm sorry, I can't.

 

Chara: Don't be afraid.

 

Frisk: Believing isn't enough now.

 

Chara: You already know that we could not have stayed.

 

Frisk: No!

 

Chara: Believing you'd make it home.

 

Frisk: It's not enough now.

 

Chara: Don't be sorry.

I know you'll never stop until it's done

(Frisk: It's never done!)

But you and I, we never have to run.

Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to have this chance right now!

 

Frisk: But you are stuck inside a coward's mind, who cannot do a thing but rewind.

 

Chara: I like it here in your mind. Look around, look around...

 

Look at where you are. Look at where you started. The fact that you are kind is a miracle, and you're alive, but will it be enough?

 

Well, if he's right, and we can't win by our might, if it's best to spare, not fight, look out, world! That will be enough.

 

I don't pretend to know the answers you keep chasing, the problems that you're facing and erasing from your mind, but I'm not afraid. I know what you want now. So long as we can laugh at the end of the day, that will be enough.

 

Why run to our destiny?

We've always got time.

If we can give back what they lost,

If the gain outweighs the cost, 

Then we can write a new, better narrative. We can hold our ground and make a save. We'll go slowly chapter by chapter 'til we can both be brave!

 

But will that be enough?

I think we'll be enough.

That will be enough.

 

She Won’t Stop

a Parody to Non-Stop

 

Sans: After the reset I woke in my bed,

 

Frisk: After that I woke up in the flowerbed

 

Sans: I went through the motions and I went to the door.

 

Frisk: I was there like I'd been before.

 

Sans: There were little differences but overall

Everyone forgot that we'd been freed at all.

Time would go back and my heart would drop

And that kid would not stop!

 

Frisk: I'm really in a hurry,

So take a nap, don't worry,

I'm just about to rewrite our history.

This is my second attempt at using my ability

To break the shackles of impossibility.

I intend to do it all to make our future bright

So go ahead, sleep tight-

 

Sans: Kid, no freaking way. Events have taken a strange turn, maybe you'll help me. You've still got time to burn.

 

Frisk: Okay, I'll see ya.

 

Sans: Why do I assume that something awful looms

When you've done nothing but good in every room?

You like to watch as minor things go "boom,"

Soon that attitude will be your doom.

 

Why do you act like you're running out of time

When you're the only one who'll never be out of time?

I don't wanna whine but you're really out of line

And I might just lose my mind if your rewinds

 

Won't stop!

 

Frisk: My entire reason why is to try to avoid monotony,

But I think a certain skeleton is on to me.

But I'm inclined to think that that's just fine if I don't cross the line-

But where is the line if I'll always just rewind?

 

(She just won't stop!)

 

I've practiced each fight, I've practically perfected it, I've seen injustice in this world and I've corrected it.

Now if I could clear this residual grief and eventually save for the sake of the individual.

Sans: there she is achieving ending after ending!

 

Frisk: I keep on achieving a pacifist ending!

 

Sans: We get a chance to see the stars,

 

Frisk: I know seems cruel to have another restart.

 

Sans: Dares to break and re-break the Barrier.

 

What?

 

Sans: She keeps repeating breaking the Barrier!

 

What?

 

I don't know how, it's easy to miss it!

 

Vulkin: Pretty sun.

 

MK: YO, HOW DID YOU DO THIS!?

 

Sans: Why do you never give it a reprieve?

Why do you seem to change what you believe?

You can still treat us like your enemies,

Though you know the possibilities!

 

Why do you keep adding resets to the pile?

Why do you try when you know that all the while

You'll do it all again faster with better wile

Just like you do.

 

Sans: Wait, kiddo?

 

Frisk: Hey, Sans, man.

 

Sans: How the heck did you get here?

 

Frisk: Give me a hand, man?

 

Sans: Kid, is something the matter?

 

Frisk: Yes, and it's important to me.

 

Sans: What do you need?

 

Frisk: Sans, you know a whole lot more than me.

 

Sans: Okay?

 

Frisk: I know I'm powerful, but you're different.

You're a mystery to me, and it's becoming evident

That only you can really give me any explanation.

 

Sans: What about?

 

Frisk: The nature of Determination?

 

Sans: No.

 

Frisk: Hear me out.

 

Sans: No way!

 

Frisk: I've noticed you being everywhere you need to be, seeing everything you need to see.

 

Sans: It's coincidence.

 

Frisk: I disagree.

 

Sans: How do you know?

 

Frisk: There's been too many incidents!

 

Sans: There's really just theory.

 

Frisk: Really? That's surprising.

 

Sans: There's little we know clearly.

 

Frisk: That's why this topic's rising!

You've got to know something!

 

Sans: No. No way.

 

Frisk: Why don't you tell the truth?

 

Sans: Good night.

 

Frisk: Hey! What are you lying for, hiding it all for?

 

Sans: What?

 

Frisk: What's in your basement, what was it all for?

Do you wanna see the Surface?

 

Sans: Of course.

 

Frisk: Then tell me!

 

Sans: Are you gonna make me by force?

 

Frisk: Sans. I've waited and I've fought and I've willed that a world will unfurl that I want to build. For once in your life, speak in a straight line! I don't understand how you act like it's fine-

 

Sans: I'm keeping my plans close to my chest!

(Wait for it, wait for it, wait!)

You'll never be sure just how much I know!

I'm thinking it through, maintaining my one advantage,

Whether you're friend or foe!

 

Asriel: Don't you know by now to leave me,

Oh, why don't you ever believe me when I say

That you should go do something better, lead our friends and family into the day.

This is not gonna be fun, but there's no one who can restore me to what I had...

You've been a good friend...

 

Frisk: Oh, Asriel...

 

Asriel: Take care of Mom and Dad.

 

Chara: Look at where we are!

Look at where we started!

The fact we see the sky is a miracle...and we're alive, but is it enough?

And if he's lost, forever to fate tossed,

If this is only here when he's the cost,

Will it be enough?

 

Sans: I didn't understand what Frisk was trying to do, and I didn't know any more than anyone else how the barrier broke.

But as time went on and we saw the barrier broken over and over, I was determined to see what happened.

Every time, I saw it a little clearer.

 

I saw that Asriel, not Frisk, broke the barrier.

I saw it was a little different every time.

I finally saw she was trying to save him!

 

How do you act like you're running out of time?

Act like it's fact that you're running of time?

When you know you'll never

Be running out of time,

Never running out of time?

Are you running out of time?

 

How do you fight when you know you can't survive? How can your soul hold this crazy kind of drive? How do you fight like tomorrow won't arrive, like tomorrow won't arrive, will tomorrow e'er arrive?

 

Asgore: I am still the King, the future's still unsung, to tell those humans anything, I need someone with a silver tongue.

 

Frisk: Shall I go ahead?

 

Asgore: I know you're still so young,

 

Frisk: Shall I go ahead?

 

Asgore: To talk to people you don't know...

 

Frisk: Dad, do you want to call me a Negotiator or Ambassador?

 

Asgore: Ambassador.

 

Frisk: let's go. <turns away>

 

Chara: We gonna reset?

 

Frisk: I have to know.

 

Chara: We gonna reset?

 

Frisk: look around, look around, how lucky we are to have this chance right now!

 

Chara: Hopeless...

 

Frisk: We can't go on without him.

 

Chara: Look around, isn't this enough?

 

Asriel: Why not end it once and for all, once for all, once for all-!

 

<mesh>

 

Because we all believe in you!

 

Frisk: I am not going to give it up!

 

Just you wait!

 

Frisk: I am not going to give it up!

 

Just you wait!

 

Frisk: I am

 

Oh, you seventh fallen child, fallen child, just you wait!

 

Frisk: I am not going to give it up!

 

To Know That It Happened

a Parody to The Room Where It Happens

 

Sans: Ah, how's it goin, kiddo?

 

Frisk: Oh well, hey, Sans…

 

Sans: I guess you know how everything in the underground stands?

 

Frisk: What?

 

Sans: So, the barrier...

 

Frisk: Yeah?

 

Sans: We're real close to breaking it, our future’s not far from secure.

 

Frisk: Sure.

 

Sans: And all you gotta do is die.

 

Frisk: That's a lot less work.

 

Sans: You ought to give it a try.

 

Frisk: Ha.

 

Sans: How you think you gonna make it through?

 

Frisk: Guess I'll have to listen to my mother and you.

 

Sans: Really?

 

Frisk: Fight less. Smile more.

 

Sans: Ha, ha!

 

Frisk: Do whatever it takes to get me past your ol’ King Asgore.

 

Sans: Now, the King is gonna do what he has to do.

 

Frisk: Well, hate the sin, love the sinner.

 

Alphys: Human!

 

Frisk: Sorry, Sans, I gotta go.

 

Sans: But-!

 

Frisk: You can threaten me over dinner.

 

Sans: The anomaly, the entity, both can mess with time-

Sometimes they are opposed, foes,

Other times, each one complements everything they're sure that the other ruler knows, so-

The anomaly is gifted with incredible determination,

Timelines to shape however she wants;

The entity can go from villain to hero, and here's the piece de resistance-

No one else will ever know that it happens, know that it happens, know that it happens! No one else will ever know that it happens, know that it happens, know that it happens-

No one else knows that they play us like a game,

No one else remembers the human child's name.

I’m sure that it happened.

But no one else will ever know that it happens.

 

They forgot-

 

Flowey: Smiley Trashbag was on Asgore's doorstep one day in distress and disarray-

 

They forgot-

 

Flowey: Smiley Trashbag said "You've got to hide the souls!" pathetically begged him to hide away-

 

They forgot-

 

Flowey: I kept trying to find them, and I kept on failing, and then I lost my power, but hey...

 

They forgot-

 

Flowey: Well, I can still control it, I arrange the endings, befriendings, the bullets-

 

Sans: But! No one else will ever know that it happens, know that it happens, know that it happens. No one else will ever know that it happens, know that it happens, know that it happens-

 

No one really knows why they have this déjà vu,

Why they're all so certain that they've already met you-

 

I remember it happened.

But no one else will ever know that it happens.

 

Meanwhile, Asgore is grappling with the fact that this human child isn't someone he can murder.

Meanwhile, Undyne and Papyrus are resolved that no one

 

Undyne/Papyrus: NYEH/NGAH!

 

Sans: is gonna hurt her.

 

Then Flowey tells my brother that there will be a big fight

To which Papyrus answers with his own kind of insight-

Papyrus: Maybe this is Flowey's chance to prove that he means well, and get the human back to where she dwells, oh I can't tell-

 

Flowey: Oh-ho!

 

Papyrus: There's cons and pros...

 

Flowey: I suppose.

 

Papyrus: Wouldn't you like to see the Surface, get the human home?

 

Flowey: Actually, I would.

 

Papyrus: I can do it with friends in tow!

 

Flowey: And you will strike down her foe?

 

Papyrus: Well, we'll see how it goes...

 

Flowey: Let's go.

 

Sans: No!

 

-one else will ever know that it happens, know that it happens, know that it happens! No one else will ever know that it happens, know that it happens, know that it happens-

 

Why must I know it all,

 

When I will never know how to stop the fall?

 

Click-boom! Then it happens,

 

And no one else will ever know that it happens!

 

Oh, you seventh fallen child!

 

How did you manage to recreate the world and your soul so you could reset?

 

Oh you seventh fallen child!

 

Does Flowey know what's been happening, or did you somehow make him also forget?

 

Oh you seventh fallen child!

 

Or did you think, even then, that nothing matters if you can just reset the timeline?

 

Frisk: I'm in control until the same spot.

Sans: We were never really friends.

Frisk: But I'll never let it end-you got skin in the game, you stay in the game. But you don't get to win unless you mess with the game! Oh, you get LOVE for it, EXP for it, you get nothin’ if you wait for it...wait for it, wait!

You'll never forgive me, but I want something that the Surface can't give me. What do you want, Judge? What do you want Judge? If you keep your secrets, Sans, what'll you fall for?

 

Sans: I... I want the power to change how it happens, to change how it happens...

I...want the power to change how it happens, to change how it happens…

I…want the power…to change how it happens, (I want the power to change how it happens, to change how it happens, to change how it happens.)

I…want the power…to change…oh, oh, oh, oh! (I want the power to change how it happens, to change how it happens, to change how it happens.)

I want to be, I want to be strong, I’ve got to be, I’ve got to be, the power, the power to change! (I want the power to change how it happens, to change how it happens, to change how it happens.)

 

THE ART OF A GENOCIDE

 

Sans: I want to get off this ride!

 

SHE WAS ABLE TO SAVE THE DAY

 

Sans: But something tells me that way’s gone away...

 

WE DREAM OF THE SUN AND STARS

 

Sans: But we dream in the dark, where the ground bars-

Us from the best way it happens...I’ve got to be strong- (To change how it happens!)

I’ve got to be! (to change how it happens!)

I’ve got to be! (to change how it happens!)

I’ve got to have power to change! (to change how it happens!)

I’ve got to be, I’ve got to be, I want to be what, (to change how it happens!)

I can’t be!

(I want the power to change how it happens!)

 

Click-boom!

 

Bring Out the Big Guns

a Parody to Guns and Ships

 

Sans: How does a people, taken by surprise and physically feeble, somehow defeat a human full of fire?

How can we undo my brother's funeral pyre, eventually attaining to all that he aspired? 

Yo, turns out we got a secret weapon, a captain that you know and love who's unafraid to step in.

She's constantly confusing, confounding the human's dark wish-

Everyone give it up for the underground's favorite fighting fish!

It's-

 

UNDYNE

 

Undyne: I'm stoppin' this human short, maybe not a human, she's a worse and different sort,

 

UNDYNE

 

And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'er drop and then give up and see its death she courts

 

UNDYNE

 

We all refuse to die, I know why, she's the lie-ha!

 

UNDYNE

 

The human can kill me once

 

UNDYNE

 

I come back with the big guns! A shift-determination lifts-

 

Papyrus: Did you think that you were the only one with all these gifts?

 

You've got no place to go, so I've just got to know-Papyrus tried to stop you without becoming your foe?

 

Papyrus: I did.

 

HIS BELIEF

 

Man, he knew what you meant to do, unfortunately I don't share his view, I mean

 

HIS BELIEF

 

That you were gonna turn good eventually, might've been worth the heartwrenching.

 

HIS BELIEF

 

No one knows his resilience, no one but Sans and I knew of his brilliance!

 

HIS BELIEF

 

When you murdered him today

 

HIS BELIEF

 

Papyrus: Tell her what I would say.

 

Undyne: Oh, oh, so what did he say?

You know you gotta tell me what did he say?

Did he say that you could still be better, fulfill ideals to the letter, what did my best friend say?

 

Papyrus: I, I still believe in you.

I am waiting to see what you'll do.

If you stop this right now

Nobody else has to die...

Oh! I still believe in you,

And I know that this much is true.

If you let me guide you right,

You can lead us all to the light!

This world will never be the same-!

 

I believe...!

 

The Genocide Route

A Parody to the Reynolds Pamphlet

 

THE GENOCIDE ROUTE

 

Alphys: Do you see this?!

 

Flowey: Dratted seventh fallen child, did what I didn't dare, look at all that dust, right there-!

 

Sans/Papyrus: Evacuate!

 

Flowey: I finally realized what was happening when

 

Flowey and Chara: I saw Toriel,

 

Flowey: Or more accurately, her remains.

 

Flowey and Sans: My first thought was that she had had an accident of sorts, but then I realized it had to have been Frisk's real intent.

 

HOW?

 

Flowey and Frisk: I knew she didn't care, but I didn't think she would kill mom.

 

Sans: Kill Toriel!

 

Alphys: Queen Toriel?

 

HOW?

 

Flowey: I started to avoid her the moment I witnessed her kill Papyrus.

 

Sans: No!

 

All: Oh...

 

Alphys: Do you see this?!

 

Flowey: Well, we're never gonna be free of this now.

 

Sans: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Flowey: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Sans: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Flowey: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Sans: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Flowey: Pointless thing to worry about,

 

Both: It's a pointless thing to worry about.

 

Flowey: Ahahaha...

 

Chara: Where is this gonna end?

 

Flowey: What?

 

Frisk/Chara: With Asriel?

 

All/Alphys: She's killed all of Hotland? How?!

 

Frisk: Well, anyway, this stinks, I don't mind stopping if that's what you want to do.

 

Chara: You will see this through.

 

All: Oooh...

 

Chara: I know you'll never stop, I'm stuck in your mind, but I'm still inclined to justice and knowledge, and designed to remember every wrong, weigh it against every right, I will never forgive you if you fail to fight. Forget we had it all, you're gonna take the fall, you will never stop once for all but we'll end this once for all!

 

Flowey: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Sans: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Flowey: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Sans: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Flowey: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Sans: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Both: Pointless thing to worry about, it's a pointless thing to worry about.

 

Sans and Flowey: Hey! There's nobody left to fight the human!

 

Alphys: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Grillby: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Alphys: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Grillby: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Sans and Flowey: Hey! There's nobody left to fight the human!

 

Alphys: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Grillby: Never gonna be free of this now.

 

Alphys: Pointless thing to worry about,

 

All: It's a pointless thing to worry about!

 

THE GENOCIDE ROUTE

 

Alphys: Do you see this?!

 

Grillby: Have you ever seen an Underground more bereft? Well, who's left?

 

Burn

a Parody to Burn

 

Chara: So we meet face-to-face, finally,

Up till now you've only ever heard my voice, you heeded my voice, I helped with your choice.

 

Do you know what Asriel said, the day I told him I would fight?

He said: "You love justice, Chara, you'll do what it takes to do right."

 

You and your will flooded my own mind, I couldn't find fault with the rewinds, light as a feather, we did it together, we did it better...

 

Remember the words the comedian

Threw at us, spat at us, begged us to rethink our choice, remember his voice, his old broken joys...

 

He said we should

Burn...

Burn...

 

How did we fall from joy to despair?

There was no way that I could prepare for you to kill with impossible skill whoever you will!

 

Remember what Toriel said, at the time of her fall?

She said: "I was never protecting you, but them, after all."

 

You and your love, your lust to know destiny, your knowledge lacks much, you acknowledge, you have the strength to go to desperate lengths, to learn what you don't know...

Know, know, no, no!

 

I'm erasing this whole awful narrative, let all of it sink to the void, ignoring your voice, for once it's not your choice!

This time we can't avoid it, we're going to

 

Burn

Going to Burn

 

The words that were written in red, 

I was just a voice in your head,

You'll finally hear what I said!

I'm taking the memories,

The hopes and the dreams,

That might have redeemed us...

You forfeit all rights to my home!

You forfeit the place in my head!

You'll lose your existence instead!

That's what you get for ignoring my choice...!

 

I hope that you

 

Burn...

 

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a/n:

"so what did you do over christmas break?"

"i wrote parodies to a rap musical

the only rap musical that exists

for a video game

...how was your break?"

I would just like to reiterate that I am sorry :)

 


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Um.....I most likely won't

Um.....I most likely won't read all of this in one sitting but I read bits at a time.....[ Mabey you could read my book?]

Posted by Cherith on Mon, 01/01/2018 - 17:26
Ok, thank you!! I'll go find

Ok, thank you!! I'll go find ur book

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Posted by *Snow* Jingle Bells on Mon, 01/01/2018 - 17:50
oh my god this is

oh my god this is brilliant!  one of the best things on kidpub by far.  i'm glad i was here to see this. i feel sorry for the poor souls that aren't, because this is like gold for your eyes and mind.

Posted by Garrett on Sat, 01/06/2018 - 02:13
:D GARRETT YOU JUST MADE MY

:D GARRETT YOU JUST MADE MY WEEK!!!!

still dying over "everyone give it up for the underground's favorite fighting fish!!!"

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Spero quod via tua est directa et quod tuum onus est levis.

Posted by *Snow* Jingle Bells on Sat, 01/06/2018 - 18:50
Hey Snow! I didn’t read

Hey Snow! I didn’t read all of this but it is amazing! I know parodies can be a little hard from experience but you did outstanding!
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“There is something delicious about writing the first words of a story. You never quite know where they'll take you.”
- Beatrix Potter

Posted by Evergreen! *Alem* on Mon, 01/08/2018 - 17:49
That is SO nice of you to

That is SO nice of you to say, especially because I had exactly zero experience with rap before doing this!!

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Spero quod via tua est directa et quod tuum onus est levis.

Posted by *Snow* Translucent on Thu, 01/11/2018 - 12:53

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